A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough." hahaha
"Don't you find it a little bit (of a) coincidence that the body fell perfectly within the chalk outline on the floor?"- "I think they drew the chalk outline later."- "Ah!"
The Pink Panther
- "I would like to take a closer look at your bowls."- "My what?"- "Your bowls. I would like to take a...
Religious Cowboy
The devout cowboy lost his favorite Bible while he was mending fences out on the range.
Three weeks later, a colony of ants walked up to him carrying the Bible on their backs.
The cowboy couldn't believe his eyes. He took the precious book from the ants, raised his eyes...
A blonde complains to a brunette friend that her Internet is down.
The brunette friend offers to let the blonde check her e-mail at her house.
The blonde says: That's OK. Why don't you check it and forward me what I got? :D
Let's to laugh. Laughter prolongs the life. :)
This is my first joke here:
A little girl and boy are fighting about the differences between the sexes, and which one is better. Finally the boy drops his pants and says: Here?s something I have that you?ll never have. The little girl is pretty...
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This is my favorite movie quote from Scary Movie... What is your favorite movie quote? :)
Shorty: [answers phone] Yo.
Shorty's Roomate: Hello, Shorty. What are you doing?
Shorty: Nothin. Just watching the game. Smokin some bud.
Shorty's Roomate: Are you all alone?
Shorty: [to roommate] Yo, pick...
I have laptop and desktop. I think the both are good in depending on what you want to use. Laptop is more flexible because you can use everywhere. Laptop is using about job. If you want to play computer games I think desktop computer is better about it. Desktop is using if you you want to remote...
My first programming language that I started with study was Pascal programming language. it was when I was 16 years old in my secondary school. It is very old programming language. After that I continued with Structured Programming (It is C programming language.) Later with Object Oriented...
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