This is my favorite movie quote from Scary Movie... What is your favorite movie quote? Shorty: [answers phone] Yo. Shorty's Roomate: Hello, Shorty. What are you doing? Shorty: Nothin. Just watching the game. Smokin some bud. Shorty's Roomate: Are you all alone? Shorty: [to roommate] Yo, pick up the phone! The Killer: [sticking out tongue] WAZZZZUPPP! Shorty: WAZZZUP! [killer looks at phone] Shorty: Yo, Dookie! Pick up the phone! Dookie: Yo. Shorty's Roomate: WAZZZZUP! Shorty, Shorty's Roomate, The Killer, Dookie: WAZZZZZUPPP! [Dookie and roommate hang up] Shorty: What you doin my son? Shorty's Roomate: Nothing. Just chillin. Killin. Shorty: True. Here are some of the funniest movie quotes so far : -"I love the old Rose. The one with no make-up and baggy clothes who loves 'the perfect bite'. l love her. lt's real. lt's not based on passion, although l feel that, or, or lust, although l feel that. Or even physical attraction because she wasn't uh, uh although l-I thought she was quite beautiful. Her eyes, her mouth. The way she held herself, the way she made fun of herself. She eats carrots now. lsn't that tragic? What am l gonna do?" -"Do you know that in the last two years, l've been with eleven different women. Most of them half my age. Not one with a sense of humor l understood. Now, I don't date these girls because they're well-read. I gave one a copy ofA Farewell to Arms. She thought it was a diet book." "The details of my life are quite inconsequential... Very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year-old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring, we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent, I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds - pretty standard, really. At the age of twelve, I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking - I suggest you try it."