Anybody suffering from CWS?

[gman777]

Crush wanking syndrome?

For the last 2 days I've kept sexually thinking about my ex-crush which became crush, and I couldn't take my mind from her.

It's like a fucking magnet. It took a severely mental power to finally cut that shit, but human brain is a master when it comes about getting what it gives pleasure.

So I said fuck it, I won't be thinking to her, but my brain was sneaky and instead of thinking to her, it made me think about her high school mates, which ultimately brought me again to her, and other dirty tricks.

I can't imagine(well I actually can) how somebody who still believe in love(at least I admit that I want to fuck her) who'd go past this thing. I'm sure he feels like he's sucked in a black hole, unable to get back to reality.

In 2014, I was also a lover and if I'm not mistaken I was always thinking about her, and how I want to be my lover(this really throttled me).

Now I feel so tiresome. Could it be that my energy has been drained, right?

Also, how are you guys?

Let me hear your story.

 

[Floopa75]

Quite the story about your right hand

 

[gman777]

@Floopa75 Actually, I'm left handed.

 

[littlewebdragon]

Hmmm, you actually can't stop thinking about her and keep wanking and fucking others thinking about her. How about calling her?

Or if you need quick fix up of your mind contact @pewep he should be able to help you get her of your mind (for a while at least).

 

[datsunguy]

Tmi dude, tmi, but whatever this is the lounge and anything goes.

Now I feel so tiresome. Could it be that my energy has been drained, right?

My advice is to stop jacking it and go for a night out and/or talk to her and see if there is any possible of a lil' someit someit happening.


Ps: For a forum about IM i've learnt a lot more about other peoples jacking habits than expected, not a lot more but still more than one should.

 

[Zwielicht]

So I said fuck it, I won't be thinking to her, but my brain was sneaky and instead of thinking to her, it made me think about her high school mates, which ultimately brought me again to her, and other dirty tricks.

You were wanking to her high school mates?

(That is, unless you're in high school)

 

[mickyfu]

Hmmm, you actually can't stop thinking about her and keep wanking and fucking others thinking about her. How about calling her?

Or if you need quick fix up of your mind contact @pewep he should be able to help you get her of your mind (for a while at least).

Not good advice, advising the advice of someone who has blown a funny fuse.

 

[datsunguy]

Not good advice, advising the advice of someone who has blown a funny fuse.

lol, if we all take that advice this forum would get a whole lot quieter, most of us here are a bit funny in the head.

 

[nikchaing]

Word on the street is that after your 4th wank of the day you start to gain superhuman powers

 

[davids355]

Call her and see what happens. You might end up getting along with her, or you might end up thinking she is not your type after all. Either way, problem solved.

 

[mickyfu]

Word on the street is that after your 4th wank of the day you start to gain superhuman powers

So that is why Pewep can move things with his mind?

 

[Peter Ngo]

Just be brave and tell her you wank off to her every single day, you won't know. She might be doing the same to you with her 8' dick too.

 

[pewep]

Word on the street is that after your 4th wank of the day you start to gain superhuman powers

If this was true, I'd be God.

 

[Jiung]

Just be brave and tell her you wank off to her every single day, you won't know. She might be doing the same to you with her 8' dick too.

Maybe you guys can get together and sword fight too

 

[littlewebdragon]

Not good advice, advising the advice of someone who has blown a funny fuse.

True. But yet again who can provide better advice on that topic you know on BHW?

Word on the street is that after your 4th wank of the day you start to gain superhuman powers

Wait, I've read that as a method, bought it somewhere. It goes something like:

Day 1

• Wank it twice in the morning and take a rest of day off.

Day 2

• Wank it twice in the evening and walk before sleep.

Day 3

• Wank it once in the morning and once in the evening. Take a glass of milk. Go to sleep.

Day 4

• Take a day off

Day 5

• Wank it 3 times in the morning. Take a rest of a day off.

Day 6

• Call your GF in the morning. Do her. Wank it 3 more times. Get a milk. Take a walk. Go to sleep.

Day 7

• Wank 4 times in the morning. Try again in the evening. Not working? Call your GF again. Do her. Ta-da! You have superhuman powers.

@gman777 also if you are from TX pay attention to this thread.

 

[faisalmaximus]

First of all respect for your feelings, next keep yourself busy in work so that this type of thinking can't come into your mind. Besides this start another relationship and enjoy life.

 

[nikchaing]

Try finding her mom on Facebook and see if you can wank to her. If you're able to then maybe it's meant to be

 

[MikeyMikey13]

Kidnap her

 

[Red Soviet]

Kidnap her

What is matter with you? Why would suggest such vile act against innocent woman?

You must be bad bro.

 

[littlewebdragon]

What is matter with you? Why would suggest such vile act against innocent woman?

You must be bad bro.

He is aweful man. I've heard that he is also doing black hat SEO.