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For Any Texan Wankers Out There

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  1. MisterF

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    Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee

    http://www.legis.state.tx.us/BillLookup/History.aspx?LegSess=85R&Bill=HB4260

    How are they going to police this ?

    In March, Texas State Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston, filed a bill that would penalize men for "unregulated masturbatory emissions" and the bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee on Tuesday.
     
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    That made me jizz.
     
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    ...What the actual fuck?
     
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    what? why?
     
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    what , Masturbation got ban ?
     
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  6. CeaseFireBlack

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    everything in USA can be monetized, even masturbation.
     
  7. Asif WILSON Khan

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    @pewep nofap became law!

    I just fapped to Jessica Farrar

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    She is actually trolling the anti-abortion laws but I think this will misfire.
     
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    It's to show how retarded anti-abortion bills are.
     
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    So it'll be like $30 per wank in TX? :D
     
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    Good choice of words lol!
    " Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee "
     
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    A peek into the bleak future of life in texas:

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    Officer: Sir do you have the proper paperwork for that jizz?
    Randy: uh, no?
    O: alright sir, that will a $100 fine and your second strike this week.​
     
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    It'll fall through and make people hate feminists even more.
     
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    Meanwhile in my country people can walk on street half naked without problem
     
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    Welcome to The Netherlands, have a nice day.
     
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    Damn it, I was going to post that!
     
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    There's going to be a decrease in sales of toilet papers. Tissue paper manufacturing companies should protest the bill cause it will dent their sales ;)
     
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    Buy stocks in this company!

    If they pass the bill, it will be bigger than Tesla!

     
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    This is really funny, if this bill gets passed, man have to leave the country. :D
     
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    Wait, it's currently legal for someone to perform a colonoscopy on you without your consent? :eek:

    HAHAHAHAHA :D "Everytime you want a Viagra prescription, someone will examine your arse"

    This bill is fun.

    What, no penalty for nutting outside a vagina not in the hospital? That's racist.
     
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