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Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee

http://www.legis.state.tx.us/BillLookup/History.aspx?LegSess=85R&Bill=HB4260

How are they going to police this ?

In March, Texas State Rep. Jessica Farrar, D-Houston, filed a bill that would penalize men for "unregulated masturbatory emissions" and the bill has now made its way into the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee on Tuesday.
 
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Good choice of words lol!
" Texas masturbation bill is now in the hands of the Texas State Affairs Committee "
 
A peek into the bleak future of life in texas:

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Officer: Sir do you have the proper paperwork for that jizz?
Randy: uh, no?
O: alright sir, that will a $100 fine and your second strike this week.​
 
It'll fall through and make people hate feminists even more.
 
Meanwhile in my country people can walk on street half naked without problem
 
datsunguy said:
A peek into the bleak future of life in texas:

TSA-South-Park.gif




south-park-s16e01c06-im-not-a-chick-16x9.jpg

Officer: Sir do you have the proper paperwork for that jizz?
Randy: uh, no?
O: alright sir, that will a $100 fine and your second strike this week.​
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Damn it, I was going to post that!
 
There's going to be a decrease in sales of toilet papers. Tissue paper manufacturing companies should protest the bill cause it will dent their sales ;)
 
Buy stocks in this company!

If they pass the bill, it will be bigger than Tesla!

 
This is really funny, if this bill gets passed, man have to leave the country. :D
 
Sec. 173.006. INFORMED CONSENT REQUIRED. A person may not
perform an elective vasectomy, prescribe Viagra, or perform a
colonoscopy procedure without the voluntary and informed consent of
the man on whom the elective vasectomy or colonoscopy procedure is
to be performed, or Viagra is to be prescribed.
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Wait, it's currently legal for someone to perform a colonoscopy on you without your consent? :eek:

Sec. 173.009. SONOGRAM ELECTION. An attending physician
must administer a medically-unnecessary digital rectal exam and
magnetic resonance imagining of the rectum before administering an
elective vasectomy or colonoscopy procedure, or prescribing
Viagra. This digital rectal exam and rectal sonogram must take
place during the initial health care consultation before an
elective vasectomy is performed, a prescription is given for
Viagra, or a colonoscopy is performed.
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HAHAHAHAHA :D "Everytime you want a Viagra prescription, someone will examine your arse"

This bill is fun.

Sec. 173.010. FINES RELATED TO MASTURBATORY EMISSIONS.
Masturbatory emissions created in health or medical facilities will
be stored for the purposes of conception for a current or future
wife.
(a) Emissions outside of a woman's vagina, or created
outside of a health or medical facility, will be charged a $100
civil penalty for each emission, and will be considered an act
against an unborn child, and failing to preserve the sanctity of
life.
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What, no penalty for nutting outside a vagina not in the hospital? That's racist.
 
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