I miss my ex :/

[Reaver]

Guys, I seriously miss @pewep.

I stand by my decision break up with him. I don't regret it. But it's just...I really miss him.

I'm getting all sentimental. Crying into my pillow. Hugging the cat while sleeping. Eating tons of chocolate. Watching those stupid romantic comedies he loves so much. (My favorite is Wedding Crashers.)

I just...idk how to deal. I keep picking up the phone and staring at it, wondering if I should call him. But then I remember I deleted his number out of my phone so that's not about to happen.

I honestly think he broke my heart.

There's only one thing for it: kinky revenge sex with a bunch of Asian lady boys and a shopping spree.

Please excuse me. And thank you for reading.

 

[BassTrackerBoats]

I missed my Ex once; bad aim on my part.

 

[Reaver]

I missed my Ex once; bad aim on my part.

I just spit coffee all over the floor.

You're cleaning it up. Put on this French Maid outfit and don't you dare say one word to me.

 

[Fjaer]

This video helped me once, haha:

 

[UrsuAke]

This actually isn't funny. At all...

Even troll threads have gone to shit here.

 

[Reaver]

This actually isn't funny. At all...

Even troll threads have gone to shit here.

A) I am not a troll. I am a woman in pain.
B) Thank you for not laughing at my misery.
C) If you don't like it, get out.
D) Get out.

 

[Quadriceps]

"Watching those stupid romantic comedies he loves so much"

Now I know you are lying. No man "loves" romantic comedies!

 

[sashi]

Sorry for you...

You miss him because you still love him regardless of what he did. That is great!

Love is the best energy you can find in this world.

Keep the love and leave the rest, misery, revenge, and other bad thoughts.

After awhile it will probably become nostalgia or something...

 

[Reaver]

"Watching those stupid romantic comedies he loves so much"

Now I know you are lying. No man "loves" romantic comedies!

That is a horrific stereotype.

You sir, are sexist against men.

And @pewep can confirm for you that he loves those stupid things. It was always his idea to watch them. I don't particularly care for them, and I'm the target audience for those things. I find them unrealistic and trite.

 

[pewep]

This is crazy but I was actually watching "Warm Bodies" when I decided to check what everyone was up to on BHW. Imagine my lack of surprise when I saw this thread.

I still feel like I left a part of me inside of her, and her in me. Do you still think about me, my love? Do you still feel me baby? No seriously my nuts have been feeling really itchy lately and I always slipped the condom off so you might wanna get some Lamisil.

 

[Reaver]

This is crazy but I was actually watching "Warm Bodies" when I decided to check what everyone was up to on BHW. Imagine my lack of surprise when I saw this thread.

I still feel like I left a part of me inside of her, and her in me. Do you still think about me, my love? Do you still feel me baby? No seriously my nuts have been feeling really itchy lately and I always slipped the condom off so you might wanna get some Lamisil.

You're a fucking jackass.

You know how much I hate that movie. Why would you bring it up in my presence?

 

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[royserpa]

A) I am not a troll. I am a woman in pain.
B) Thank you for not laughing at my misery.
C) If you don't like it, get out.
D) Get out.

So if i like i get out?

@pewep your woman is need of your D bro. Give it to her and dont look back! Make her 3 babies and start a family bro

 

[Reaver]

So if i like i get out?

@pewep your woman is need of your D bro. Give it to her and dont look back! Make her 3 babies and start a family bro

In your case, yes. Just get out.

He knows there will be no babies. My body is not going to be ruined by bringing expensive, snot-nosed, entitled little horrors into the world.

If it's going to be ruined by anything it'll be food.

And I don't need his D. The D of this androgynous Asian man I found on the corner will suffice.

They're all the same, really. You've had one, you've had them all.

 

[Quadriceps]

This is crazy but I was actually watching "Warm Bodies" when I decided to check what everyone was up to on BHW. Imagine my lack of surprise when I saw this thread.

I still feel like I left a part of me inside of her, and her in me. Do you still think about me, my love? Do you still feel me baby? No seriously my nuts have been feeling really itchy lately and I always slipped the condom off so you might wanna get some Lamisil.

"I left a part of me inside of her" stopped reading after that ;-)

 

[SkyNeT2000]

I miss your ex...

 

[Reaver]

I miss your ex...

Well he's available.

Go get him tiger.

You have my blessing.

 

[pewep]

In your case, yes. Just get out.

He knows there will be no babies. My body is not going to be ruined by bringing expensive, snot-nosed, entitled little horrors into the world.

If it's going to be ruined by anything it'll be food.

And I don't need his D. The D of this androgynous Asian man I found on the corner will suffice.

They're all the same, really. You've had one, you've had them all.

Now you KNOW that simply.isn't.true lol.

 

[Reaver]

Now you KNOW that simply.isn't.true lol.

Yes it is. I really want royserpa to get out.

Or at least remain quiet and not comment on this thread.

 

[royserpa]

In your case, yes. Just get out.

He knows there will be no babies. My body is not going to be ruined by bringing expensive, snot-nosed, entitled little horrors into the world.

If it's going to be ruined by anything it'll be food.

And I don't need his D. The D of this androgynous Asian man I found on the corner will suffice.

They're all the same, really. You've had one, you've had them all.