I miss my ex :/

I thought "Just Friends" was kind of funny...

I just watched that a couple of weeks ago. I love Ryan Reynolds, and that movie was funny. But I don't ever want to see it again. Both of the main characters were idiots.
 
Hahahaha totally fraud, Both are not sincere each other
 
You're a fucking jackass.

You know how much I hate that movie. Why would you bring it up in my presence?

I have spent countless hours (and money), investigating if @alwaysinvisible is a woman or not. Hacked porn accounts left and right in the search after some pov but that's irrelevant. Anyhow, this post was so schizophrenic you must be a woman (of some sort)...
So what do you say, Netflix & chill + face timing Pewep while whe get freaky?
 
That reminded me of The Entity, I imagine pewep makes love through Astral projection.

He can. Ngl, it's fucking amazing. Like...there's a part of your mind that only registers pleasure. Imagine it's a button, and someone is just sitting on it. Like the mythical g-spot, only it's real.

That's what it feels like. Constant orgasms, enough to make you scream bloody murder.

He gave me a nosebleed once. My brain couldn't handle the pleasure. Almost killed me.

Totally worth it.

I have spent countless hours (and money), investigating if @alwaysinvisible is a woman or not. Hacked porn accounts left and right in the search after some pov but that's irrelevant. Anyhow, this post was so schizophrenic you must be a woman (of some sort)...
So what do you say, Netflix & chill + face timing Pewep while whe get freaky?

You just insulted me, and then asked to sleep with me.

Does this actually work on other women? Am I some sort of anomaly because I refuse to go along with this?
 
You just insulted me, and then asked to sleep with me.

Does this actually work on other women? Am I some sort of anomaly because I refuse to go along with this?


It usually works on fat chicks with low self-esteem, so I know your not a fatty with low self-esteem.
Wow, we are really getting to know each other, best first date ever!
 
:confused: Honestly, this seems serious

This is serious. My feelings are not a joke. This breakup is jarring, and I need emotional support.

It usually works on fat chicks with low self-esteem, so I know your not a fatty with low self-esteem.
Wow, we are really getting to know each other, best first date ever!

When did I agree to go out with you?

Do I have to call the police?
 
Damn girl... When did you dissagree to go out with me?
No need to call them, I can whisper the lyrics in your ear while you sleep.
 
This is serious. My feelings are not a joke. This breakup is jarring, and I need emotional support.

Don't get tension life is so short if you miss him he will come for you.
Fighting between yours can make more feelings for both of you so don't worry....
 
"Watching those stupid romantic comedies he loves so much"

Now I know you are lying. No man "loves" romantic comedies!

I have yet to meet a man who did not love Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

And add to that:

The Wedding Singer
10 Things I Hate About You
Silver Linings Playbook
Friends With Benefits
Trainwreck
Crazy, Stupid, Love
Easy A

And a bunch more I'm sure I'm missing.
 
Damn girl... When did you dissagree to go out with me?
No need to call them, I can whisper the lyrics in your ear while you sleep.

...That's it. I'm getting a restraining order.

Seriously, marry me

Why?

I have yet to meet a man who did not love Forgetting Sarah Marshall.

And add to that:

The Wedding Singer
10 Things I Hate About You
Silver Linings Playbook
Friends With Benefits
Trainwreck
Crazy, Stupid, Love
Easy A

And a bunch more I'm sure I'm missing.

My dad LOVES romantic comedies. So does my brother. I think most men like them. You just have to find one that is more comedy than romance.

It's a Guy Thing is funny too.

Pewep is frd and your his ex.
I respect you :) May god give you all strength to handle all the issues in life.

@Pewep If possible try to get back with her.

You guys will be a good couple :) I know, somewhere you miss her too!

@pewep and I will remain friends and civilized with each other. I'm still quite fond of him. He's the only wizard I ever met that wasn't lying about his powers.

Plus he's actually really sweet. He just made a mistake. I've forgiven much worse. Trust me. But our relationship is forever changed.
 
@pewep and I will remain friends and civilized with each other. I'm still quite fond of him. He's the only wizard I ever met that wasn't lying about his powers.

Plus he's actually really sweet. He just made a mistake. I've forgiven much worse. Trust me. But our relationship is forever changed.

Sad to hear about that.
But I guess or may be you'll b there together someday or two.
Love is always strong infront of all powers :)
Take care Ma'am :)
 
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