Wipe yo ass vs Water

Do we wanna go here? Sure, why not. I'm int oral sex like most people are into breathing and I have gone down the back door for 30 plus years. It's all about knowing your partner and expecting - and FINDING - good hygiene. I ain't going there with some chick who doesn't know how to C-L-E-A-N up. And by that I mean that fucker better be scrubbed.

As for me, I'm in the US and it's all about toilet paper here. I won't leave that fucking bathroom until the paper is so clean I could lick it.

FUCK, I swore I wouldn't get involved in this convo.

Toilet paper gives the illusion of clean. When in reality it's still a cesspool of bacteria back there. That's why g-strings are so encouraged. There only purpose besides showing ass cheek is to corrode the anus and push fecal matter into the vagina. It creates walking std factories out of these women. Honestly it's as if it's all part of a plan. It's like someone wants everyone consuming eachothers fecal matter. Why else would bidets not be prefferred in western countries? It's 100 times more efficient, it's more cost effective, not to mention how it actually does clean your anus.
 
How about post urination bell end clean up? Toilet paper dab, vigorous shaking, or toothpaste tube style droplet squeezing?
 
Just what ever you do, don't buy Tesco value toilet paper, it's like wiping with sandpaper. I Learnt the hard way when i was skint at university
 
Just what ever you do, don't buy Tesco value toilet paper, it's like wiping with sandpaper. I Learnt the hard way when i was skint at university

LOL been there. It's so thin you can pop your finger through it easily.
 
Nothing cleans up the ole browneye as good as a 1,500 PSI pressure washer. Just use the wide spray nozzle for best results.
 
Bidets are awesome.

A bidet is not unhygienic you kooks. Also, use soap.

Bidets make every time with your girl a fresh time. "Sorry, I didn't shower," and the effects therein, become memories of the past.
 
Women who wear g-strings and wipe their asses with toilet paper should be avoided. Do you know how much fecal matter has gathered in her crotch thanks to the poor hygeine of toilet paper as well as the g-string riding up her anus, smearing the fecal matter all over her thighs and vagina?

Thanks for destroying the greatest invention to ever grace society.
 
Thanks for destroying the greatest invention to ever grace society.

No...no...he won't take this away from us.

i know i'm not the only one who knows the kind of girl who wears a string of floss along her butt does not poop. If by some miracle she does, you would never know, even if your face is right there. (don't you people even start with "not all girls wearing that are hot. they're called 'whale tails' for a reason, just look at her blubber" nonsense)
 
I was actually raised up to use water after taking care of business. As I grew lazy, I got tired of squatting down to cleanse my butt, so now I use toilet paper.

But if there is slimy turd, I'll use the water. How can people deal with having crusted turd if they use paper? (Unless they use wet wipes)
 
Why not just flush after you do your thing and then raise the rim and double dip yo ass in the toilet? That's a redneck bidet.

this was beyond hilarious! lol trying to contain my laughter at the library :D :D
 
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