Alright lemme try and help you instead of just mocking Fatt Butts.
It's all psyops by google. Everything Catt Slutts says is designed to throw you off the techniques which DO work.
They run an algorithm that is FAKE(tracer bullets) in the first few hours/days to disguise the true algorithm which comes later.
Sit patiently kids, do not react now. If you make changes to your sites now, you are turning yourselves in - google has a patent on this system where they make deliberate changes to the SERPs in order to catch spammers by their reaction...
Google also monitors your behavior, not only your links...do you use the chrome browser? is your phone android based? are you logged into google services while you do your SEO? Well, there you go, you're a duck flying around in front of the hunters.