New low point in my sleeping career

Crystical

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So annoyed right now. So yesterday I had this crazy yet laid back party at friend's house. Not to many people, maybe around 10 at most, but it was cool. She lives on her self (flat) so there wasn't any need to really hold back, so the night was pretty crazy at times, but laid back and calm at others. You know how it goes.
So we were having a good time and at some point people started going away, like around 5AM, until only I and the girl were left. You can guess what happened, we had a good time, and at some point we fell asleep in her bed.

So a few hours later, around 10AM, she suddenly starts saying "wake up, wake up!". I, already annoyed by such a start of the morning, wake up and ask her what the hell is up. She says apparently her mother came in the flat using a private key. She didn't know her mother would come today. Well she didn't really know for sure whether it was her mother, but she heard the door opening and assumed it was her mother. Well it better is.

So I was like: Yeah..so what? She says I'm a dumbass and points at our bodies; we were still unclothed. Well at that point we didn't have any time left anymore because suddenly the door of her bedroom opened. She stood there and stared at us. We were laying there, staring at her. The girl's breasts were under the blankets, but my upper body was completely exposed (well not that I really care about that, being a man, but it was for sure her mother was able to guess what we had done or maybe she thought we were actually still doing it until she appeared). We stared at each other for about 10 seconds without saying anything, until suddenly the blankets got dragged away to our feet. Well that really was to much for her mother, she couldn't resist screaming anymore, looking at my private parts and the girl's. But what I was more interested in: Why the fuck did our blankets get dragged away?

The answer: ....The girl's fucking little sister of 8 fucking years old stood there with the blankets in her hands. Apparently she was there also but we didn't notice her because she's, well you know, pretty small lol. Well I must admit; I wasn't really that shocked or whatever by having her mother look at me. But a little girl of 8 years? No, that's just to much. Fortunately the girl's sister - the girl in my bed - also realized it wasn't a good idea to show a 8 years old kid such things and so she grabbed the blankets and put them on us back.

Not even a minute later the mother and the little girl left. The mother only said: I....I guess I'll come back later. And the little girl said : See you later sis!. Yeah..guess she after all didn't notice a thing about the whole situation lol.
 
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Haha, I didn't expect to read a story like that. Anyway, it is quite obvious that the
mother wanted to get involved ;)
 
So as I am not the sharpest tool in the shed how does this OP benefit the members of BHW please!

Is the mother a member of BHW! ;)
 
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So as I am not the sharpest tool in the shed how does this OP benefit the members of BHW please!

Is the mother a member of BHW! ;)

Hehe. You'd hope so. Nah, just felt like telling. It is the lounge after all.
 
Pretty cool story actually, it makes a great change from Bartman threads on here, though I love them too. When it said you were alone with the girl I immediately thought, oh no here it comes, he's going to fuck it up, but you went FTW and you did it. It's not your fault her mother and sister saw your wang, and is a funny story to tell your grandkids. (When they're old enough)
 
Pretty cool story actually, it makes a great change from Bartman threads on here, though I love them too. When it said you were alone with the girl I immediately thought, oh no here it comes, he's going to fuck it up, but you went FTW and you did it. It's not your fault her mother and sister saw your wang, and is a funny story to tell your grandkids. (When they're old enough)

I tried looking him up in the search function. Is Bartman his exact username here? Couldn't find him in the member database.
 
Lol, you don't know who Bartman is? Well, at least you can score with a chick, that's much more useful than knowing who Bartman is I suppose. But really, everyone here knows Bartman. I will see if I can dig up THE original crying on shoulder thread...
 
Lol, you don't know who Bartman is? Well, at least you can score with a chick, that's much more useful than knowing who Bartman is I suppose. But really, everyone here knows Bartman. I will see if I can dig up THE original crying on shoulder thread...

Bartman is EPIC!
 
Lol, you don't know who Bartman is? Well, at least you can score with a chick, that's much more useful than knowing who Bartman is I suppose. But really, everyone here knows Bartman. I will see if I can dig up THE original crying on shoulder thread...

I must admit I haven't been reading alot in the lounge. Maybe he was active before I found this place?

Well anyway would really appreciate it if you could find me the thread. It wasn't much of an accomplishment really. We've known each other for years and this wasn't the first time either. However for some reason it only happens when we're both high, lol. Never in a normal state of mind.
 
Bartman is EPIC!
That he is. But I can't seem to find the crying on shoulder thread? Or indeed any of Bartman's threads?! What has happened to all his posts?! Is there any way to recover this gold? Of course web.archive.org would work but for that we would need the URLs of his threads. I even tried the following in Google: site:blackhatworld "Bartman" "shoulder" .... and STILL can't find any of his threads. The dude had around 1000 posts .... Any ideas guys? They surely can't be lost forever. That's like the works of Tolkien being burned before they were published or something.
 
Doesn't look like it . But everything made by him has been deleted. That's really a great loss to the forum. If anyone has by chance a copy of the crying on shoulder story, I would love to read it again! It's a pity he felt the need to delete all his posts because I actually tried to befriend him and you know point him in the right direction to scoring with a chick, but I think there are deep issues that maybe none of us can solve for him.
 
Bartman is my all time favourite BHW member.

I'm afraid his posts won't be coming back, he was sent on an extended vacation, free of charge a while ago :)
 
Bartman is my all time favourite BHW member.

I'm afraid his posts won't be coming back, he was sent on an extended vacation, free of charge a while ago :)

haha he was active a couple weeks ago, but i guess he didnt do anything. or his posts are set to auto-delete :)
 
Bartman is my all time favourite BHW member.

I'm afraid his posts won't be coming back, he was sent on an extended vacation, free of charge a while ago :)

I thought I had seen his name red.
 
You should've told her mom to get naked and join in. :D Anyways, what fucking business does she have barging in and ripping blankets off you 2 though? That shit would make me mad as hell...
 
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