New low point in my sleeping career

At least your mother didn't walk in on you having sex with your girlfriend. And while finishing all over her. We immediately bolted under the covers, but then she stays and asks her if she's on birth control, as if the situation isn't awkward enough. Yes, that actually happened.

Is this posted from a forum auto-poster program? I want to get one.

reinie said:

First thing that came to my mind was..."is this Bartman with a new username?" but the story ended to good for it to be him

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Bartman, If you are here lurking, give us some kind of sign.....

I'm not going to ask why Bartman was banned as that's not allowed, but, surely we can be kind to the guy. He already got rejected by half the female population of the planet, now rejected by BHW too. And the epic posts he made will never again be read by another human being, ever again.

O Bartman, O Bartman! Wherefore art thou Bartman?!!!