BS Your Way to Internet Riches

[davioli]

Awesome OP...and the psychological triggers as well...
I read tons of sales letters each week...we all do...
Here's what I have seen stand out in certain sales letters:

1)Going into extreme detail about the problem facing the potential buyer/customer. Something like "It can be difficult living with anxiety...You can't go to the Cinema without the fear of having an attack...You can't visit malls or crowded public spaces....You feel left out of almost everything.... (go on and on about this...) This I believe shows the customer that you understand exactly what is wrong with him....in fact the more detail the better. People love sympathy...we all do!

2) Again..go into extreme detail...this time about OTHER people's products. Make it elaborate....like if we use the above example...then it'd be something like... You have bought products...You have probably read the following 6 or 7 things from em...
They all recommend breathing in and out to relieve anxiety(we know tat doesn't work..)...They tell you to take medications....(you don't want to get addicted)...and so on.

3) The best....Tell them to use your product WITH CAUTION. lol...well... For example if you were selling a traffic generating method it would go something like this "Make sure you don't overdo the method...Hosting companies can be quick to ban your account for a sudden spike in traffic.....or..... If you are going to use the product...make sure you have a VPS server that can handle a huge traffic load. If you don't we recommend you should not get the product.

 

[vielmehr]

My focus here is on entrepreneurship and getting rich. If you get real broke, sell some writing or coding or flip some hamburgers to get by

Speaking of which, I thought about selling my own software, small programs they are. Which blackhat method is available?

Regards
vielmehr

 

[Stumickel]

Speaking of which, I thought about selling my own software, small programs they are. Which blackhat method is available?

What a strange post...

I say the best blackhat methods available to sell your small software programs are the ones that sell small software programs the best.

 

[affiliate_niche_monster]

I can't believe I was the first one to have the honor of rating your post... oh, yea, of course..5 stars.

not to mention your additional genius posts peppered throughout...

big thanks, it's an immense help to everyone, and me personally with my 'masterpiece of a project' I have been working on which is ironically similar to your thoughts... I'm so glad I found your post...

wouldn't mind pickin your brain a little or getting your review of what I'm working on if you have the time... I would love for you to get involved... and I really think you would get a kick out of the irony of what I am developing... send me a PM if you have a moment.

Thanks again Stumickel

 

[cdferr]

Stumickel: This is my first official post, not counting my intro. You are one smart guy, I would so buy this. I think it will help me a ton when I'm envisioning my "customers."
Thank you!

 

[Stumickel]

Good Lord!

You folks are going to make me believe my own BS! If that happens, all hell will break loose!



(Thanks for the kind words. I am pleased you got value from it...)

 

[Guddamit]

Hi Stumickel
I stumbled upon this thread while searching for something else. I must say this is a very thorough guide and I appreciate your effort. Thank you very much.

 

[Theorog]

Stumickel

once more, outstanding posts thanks for sharing.
Some of the BS mentioned is really disgusting, but is good to know.
I ran through the search machine following numbers: $497 and $1997, just out of curiosity and had approx. 3000 results, so is there anything special about these numbers, that would make people buy eagerly products. Is the origine of this pricing known?

thanks for answering, if you know.

keep it up
brada

 

[ricaum]

Just watched a documentary on YT by Theroux about Hypnotists...

Marshall Sylver is THE archetype of BS.

 

[tjpasha]

My motto is "Fake it til you make it," and once you've made it, "Fake it even more."

hell yeah
and also thanks and regards to the author of this one of the best noob guide i have ever read
regards
tjpasha

 

[nmu5nick]

This was a really helpful read for me it cleared up some things that I was confused on.

 

[babysunshine]

reading that kinda made me think about rappers like Lil John.

They go from living in their parents basements then start rapping about how they
Got money and hoes and over the years they eventually after saying it in songs so many times have money and hoes.

lol just a thought

 

[Wren]

Loads of material...definitely an A+ roadmap that I will be using...Thanks for the time and the share. There are few successful and truly knowledgeable folks out there that will give you a 'low down' on how things really work here on the net, OMGosh I am so glad I came across this little and powerful outline. And this little excerpt has indeed traveled far because you would never guess where I found it...OK, give up...PTCTalk

:super:

 

[Deleted member 23846]

if your product is called sex i have some reviews for ya

It's really wonderful. sex is the real deal! Definitely worth the investment.

sex is the most valuable business resource we have EVER purchased. sex is the real deal! Buy this now. You won't regret it.

sex has completely changed how I look at online business. sex is the next killer ap. I will refer everyone I know.

Everything was above and beyond what I expected. I use sex often. As part of my ongoing mission to find the absolute best tools to make money, this is without a doubt at the top of my list.

Best. Product. Ever! It's exactly what I've been looking for. I am really satisfied with my sex.

The very best. sex saved my business. sex is the real deal!

OK that should make you laugh tho that review maker thing is so funny thanks

 

[Sweetfunny]

This thread is complete and utter bullshit!

But damn i love it, one of the better posts i have read here. Really love the triggers, especially the dark/cult variety. I've gone over them several times now brainstorming ways to work them in to things i currently have in place that are "stable" so i can gauge their effectiveness.

Thanks so much for the insight Stumickel, soon i will have BS oozing out the gaps in my www

 

[sandchica]

if your product is called sex i have some reviews for ya

It's really wonderful. sex is the real deal! Definitely worth the investment.

sex is the most valuable business resource we have EVER purchased. sex is the real deal! Buy this now. You won't regret it.

sex has completely changed how I look at online business. sex is the next killer ap. I will refer everyone I know.

Everything was above and beyond what I expected. I use sex often. As part of my ongoing mission to find the absolute best tools to make money, this is without a doubt at the top of my list.

Best. Product. Ever! It's exactly what I've been looking for. I am really satisfied with my sex.

The very best. sex saved my business. sex is the real deal!

OK that should make you laugh tho that review maker thing is so funny thanks

Can I steal this? Gotta make a valentines day card.

Stumickel,
This thread is probably the most useful thing I've read in a very long time. I am going to put this on disc and print a couple copies. One to hang on the wall by my desktop, then tape the other copy to the back of my laptop. You have just enabled me to throw out about half of my scrambled notes. TY, TY, TY

 

[daffy]

This is so very good but hey...I knew this great explanation to again remind me of some of those forgotten stuff which lacks a million in me...

 

[Stumickel]

Looks like my little baby made its way to DP last year:

http://forums.digitalpoint.com/showthread.php?p=10091861

Like that poster over there said:

I could put this in an e-book and charge $20 but I decided no SHARING is CARING .

There you go enjoy...........

Thank God for small miracles, huh?

I think he meant "I decided that SHARING is CARING."

He kinda forgot to mention BHW or yours truly, but I guess he learned BS the lessons well.

We now have before us is a pure BS way of caring and sharing.



EDIT: What a coincidence! I just checked "New Posts" after making this one and there is a thread in the "Shit List" on people who are making group buys of BHW stuff and sharing it gratis on other forums. My post had nothing to do with that effort, nor am I trying to add it on. I just find it really weird that what I discovered is happening at the same time this other thing is erupting. No BS...

 

[cakk]

Very nice guide very in depth.

 

[lisab]

Stumickel,
This thread was an excellent read. Thank you for writing it. Loved the funny/ironic BS tone. Hopefully newbies will be able to see the truth in it.