I'd Kill...

[meatro]

This is the 3rd thread today that I have read where the OP thinks something is funny that is absolutely retarded and then feels the need to share it here to waste our time. Wonderful! Then I just wasted my time posting this pointless responses...

Two cowboys are in a bar having a drink... A man walks in, drops a dead Indian's head on the bar and receives $50 from the bartender.

The cowboys ask the bartender WTF, he says, "Yeah, damn Indians burned down my house last week and killed my wife. I'm paying $50 for every dead Indian."

So they figure it's an easy quick buck and ride off to find some Indians... They finally find one riding along a ridge. The first cowboy jumps off his horse, chucks a rock at the Indian and he falls down the embankment and dies.

They go down to get the head and start arguing over who should cut it off. The first cowboy, "I killed him, you do it." The second, "It was my idea, you do it." And this goes on for a minute and then all the sudden, the first cowboy says

"OH.. MY.. GOD.."

The second cowboy turns around and sees the ridge line completely filled with Indians and says... "I know... We're gonna be millionaires."

Lighten up. Your post history indicates you spend your fair share wasting time anyways. Why inform somebody trying to brighten up your day that you hate jokes and they've wasted your.... Wasted time? If the time was wasted to begin with, and they've further wasted it.. Wouldn't that work out like a double negative?

time-(-time)=time.

You should thank the OP for un-wasting your time.

 

[oxonbeef]

Two cowboys are in a bar having a drink... A man walks in, drops a dead Indian's head on the bar and receives $50 from the bartender.

The cowboys ask the bartender WTF, he says, "Yeah, damn Indians burned down my house last week and killed my wife. I'm paying $50 for every dead Indian."

So they figure it's an easy quick buck and ride off to find some Indians... They finally find one riding along a ridge. The first cowboy jumps off his horse, chucks a rock at the Indian and he falls down the embankment and dies.

They go down to get the head and start arguing over who should cut it off. The first cowboy, "I killed him, you do it." The second, "It was my idea, you do it." And this goes on for a minute and then all the sudden, the first cowboy says

"OH.. MY.. GOD.."

The second cowboy turns around and sees the ridge line completely filled with Indians and says... "I know... We're gonna be millionaires."

Lighten up. Your post history indicates you spend your fair share wasting time anyways. Why inform somebody trying to brighten up your day that you hate jokes and they've wasted your.... Wasted time? If the time was wasted to begin with, and they've further wasted it.. Wouldn't that work out like a double negative?

time-(-time)=time.

You should thank the OP for un-wasting your time.

Bit racist ain't it?
You could've said tribe x and tribe y but you chose to define your story by using race.
It's easy to judge a man by his words.

 

[meatro]

Bit racist ain't it?

Uhm.. How did you draw that conclusion?

 

[celticwoman]

*hands out chill pills*

 

[meatro]

Bit racist ain't it?
You could've said tribe x and tribe y but you chose to define your story by using a race you
obviously feel superior of.

You reached down deep for that one, eh? A good portion of my family is American Indian.



Better luck next time.

 

[Brainstorming]

Two cowboys are in a bar having a drink... A man walks in, drops a dead Indian's head on the bar and receives $50 from the bartender.

The cowboys ask the bartender WTF, he says, "Yeah, damn Indians burned down my house last week and killed my wife. I'm paying $50 for every dead Indian."

So they figure it's an easy quick buck and ride off to find some Indians... They finally find one riding along a ridge. The first cowboy jumps off his horse, chucks a rock at the Indian and he falls down the embankment and dies.

They go down to get the head and start arguing over who should cut it off. The first cowboy, "I killed him, you do it." The second, "It was my idea, you do it." And this goes on for a minute and then all the sudden, the first cowboy says

"OH.. MY.. GOD.."

The second cowboy turns around and sees the ridge line completely filled with Indians and says... "I know... We're gonna be millionaires."

Lighten up. Your post history indicates you spend your fair share wasting time anyways. Why inform somebody trying to brighten up your day that you hate jokes and they've wasted your.... Wasted time? If the time was wasted to begin with, and they've further wasted it.. Wouldn't that work out like a double negative?

time-(-time)=time.

You should thank the OP for un-wasting your time.

I knew this thread would turn into an argument. I want to start by thanking you for the pointless long story. As I said above, if you had read, I have time to waste. I just would rather read a thread that is interesting or something that some people would find funny. There's plenty of stuff I think is dumb and others like or think it's funny, but I don't give my opinion on that. This on the other hand is just plain old retarded and I voiced my opinion about that.

 

[oxonbeef]

You reached down deep for that one, eh? A good portion of my family is American Indian.



Better luck next time.

Well if that is the case cut the racist crap off the board.

 

[meatro]

Well if that is the case cut the racist crap off the board.

Wait... what?

"You hate Indians."
"My grandmother and her entire family is Indian."
"Well then don't hate your grandmother."

You're fun, I like you.

 

[idoit]

Bit racist ain't it?
You could've said tribe x and tribe y but you chose to define your story by using race.
It's easy to judge a man by his words.

Two cowboys are in a bar having a drink... A man walks in, drops a dead Indian's head on the bar and receives $50 from the bartender.

The cowboys ask the bartender WTF, he says, "Yeah, damn Indians burned down my house last week and killed my wife. I'm paying $50 for every dead Indian."

So they figure it's an easy quick buck and ride off to find some Indians... They finally find one riding along a ridge. The first cowboy jumps off his horse, chucks a rock at the Indian and he falls down the embankment and dies.

They go down to get the head and start arguing over who should cut it off. The first cowboy, "I killed him, you do it." The second, "It was my idea, you do it." And this goes on for a minute and then all the sudden, the first cowboy says

"OH.. MY.. GOD.."

The second cowboy turns around and sees the ridge line completely filled with Indians and says... "I know... We're gonna be millionaires."

Lighten up. Your post history indicates you spend your fair share wasting time anyways. Why inform somebody trying to brighten up your day that you hate jokes and they've wasted your.... Wasted time? If the time was wasted to begin with, and they've further wasted it.. Wouldn't that work out like a double negative?

time-(-time)=time.

You should thank the OP for un-wasting your time.

while it does have certain racist quality in it, i'm more worried about summing two instances of time and getting time as a result. kinda depressing -> no matter what you do with time, it's still TIME. yuck.

on the side note, i think i can't quote quotes

 

[meatro]

while it does have certain racist quality in it, i'm more worried about summing two instances of time and getting time as a result. kinda depressing -> no matter what you do with time, it's still TIME. yuck.

on the side note, i think i can't quote quotes

I failed math for many, many years. All I know is that two negatives make a positive.

(Seriously, if you had any idea about my knowledge of math, you'd most likely lose ALL hope for humanity.)

 

[Corrupt]

i'll keep out of this thread specially since my murder is being planned.
but i am ready to bet each one of guys talking so high and might that each one of your have fucking funny story to tell which only you find funny.

didnt my find the joke funny... fine. perfect. acceptable. move on with life. GO GET A LIFE

Thank you guys for ruining a good day. and I LOVE YOU ALL TOO.

If you're so sure about your joke being funny then why neg rep everyone who disagrees with you, then whine like a little baby? This is the second stupidest thread I've seen on BHW, only because some guy posted a picture of an asshole or something. Thanks for some red after 46 green points though. If there was some review process for Jr. VIPs, you wouldn't have made it.

Yes, everyone has a story to tell which only they find funny. But everyone doesn't tell it to everyone on a forum which is not meant for it. Seriously, 9gag is MADE for that kind of stuff.

No, I don't love you. I don't throw that word around lightly.

 

[HoNeYBiRD]

i'll keep out of this thread specially since my murder is being planned.
but i am ready to bet each one of guys talking so high and might that each one of your have fucking funny story to tell which only you find funny.

didnt my find the joke funny... fine. perfect. acceptable. move on with life. GO GET A LIFE

Thank you guys for ruining a good day. and I LOVE YOU ALL TOO.

really, a pointless thread on an online forum can ruin your day? maybe you should get a life

most people here look up to you guys in blue, i could care less, but i always thought there should be an IQ test or some other type of filtering besides the required 100 posts before becoming a Jr VIP

btw thanks for your OP, i tend to forget about it, but posts like your OP always reminds me we shouldn't care that much about the colors of usernames here, expect those who you're in white, green or red

no hard feelings tho, even if you're neg repped me, it was expected, i hardly get any

 

[idoit]

I failed math for many, many years. All I know is that two negatives make a positive.

(Seriously, if you had any idea about my knowledge of math, you'd most likely lose ALL hope for humanity.)

Hehehe, two negatives, one positive... hmmm ... don't take math for granted... If you give me $100 it's negative for you. If you give me $100 more, it's also negative, but two negatives are positive

Related to humanity... nothing can kill my hope- it's long dead