I've been kidnapped by aliens!

[Darth Orko]

Was the OP kidnapped by aliens, or did he kidnap the aliens?

 

[Shevrar]

They wanted to steal your porn site mate

 

[PaulRD]

i am watching this thread.

 

[fizakhan1]

You were high while watching star wars.

 

[umerjutt00]

Maybe next time when they come, you could ask them for some of their gadgets or some space stuff? You could sell that for good money.

 

[snacky3]

same happened to me tonight when 1 allen asked me if i have monkey generator

 

[nextime]

OP, you can be intoxicated by some things like fresh paint or something like that, another idea is that your friends just kidded and gave you something like LSD.

 

[McJenkins]

Ask aliens whats most profitable business to get into.

 

[Mariothecashcow]

You should probably atleast use a VPN next time when you decide to be a naughty boy on the web hahaha... was probably the CIA in disguise.... perhaps you were a part of a “alien themed” porno

 

[-Sylar-]

What are you taking ? I want the same

 

[nextime]

Ask aliens whats most profitable business to get into.

They said religion is the best one, the most profitable and the most scalable

 

[unknownasj]

Guys, this isn't a joke. Everything is very serious.

When I was designing a porn site last night, the aliens were beamed into my room. They told me to calm down. They asked what humanity was using this computer for.

When I opened my eyes, I was somewhere else. I asked them where I was and what they wanted from me. They said I was in a black hole about a million miles away from the world.

They took me to a dark galaxy with stars. They put me in a cold room. An alien came and asked me questions. They said they collected information about humanity. He asked how humanity multiplied.

Then he said they'd put me to sleep. I don't remember anything from now on.

When I woke up, I was in my room again.

My friends don't believe me! They kidnapped me

And I'm scared. They can come again. I have to be protected.

Ok, now that's really odd for you to say lol but whatever floats your own boat my man

 

[mickyfu]

You only realise just how long their fingers are when they slip them up your bum. Last time I was visited, it tried to get three up. Now I sleep with a tub of Vaseline under my pillow .

 

[Dreams411]

What if OP is telling the truth?

 

[Seo Licious]

Be Cool, Profe Next time when they came to you, ask them to took one selfie with you buddy

 

[Jopeyes]

SAME TBH

 

[super11]

Guys, this isn't a joke. Everything is very serious.

They said they collected information about humanity. He asked how humanity multiplied.

And I'm scared. They can come again. I have to be protected.

Yes, use some protection because 1+1 = 3 if you don't have any protection. And, that's how humanity multiplies.

 

[nomired]

Is it a kind of dream?

 

[bargainbed]

It looks funny. Not sure whether you are posting it for fun or maybe drunk? Any proofs will make us believe you are right.

 

[Xquisite]

Damn Op I'd love to purchase some of your crack.. Really strong