My Girlfriend Is Making Me Fat...

Look into ketogenic diets. Your body converts from using carbs as an energy source, to fats. When this happens you burn your own body fat, naturally. I've lost about 7lbs in a week and a half, while eating ribeye steaks, lots of eggs, bacon, butter, cream cheese, avacado, etc.

It sounds crazy, but it's the closest thing we can eat to how we evolved. (foods that we consumed as cavemen were foods that we could catch or find. Pasta was not here before humans.)
Yepp exactly. I know it works because I tried it and got crazy results :p

Btw, the first week's loss is mostly water loss. Results won't be as crazy after the first week but still better than most of the diet plans.
 
She's not one of those "feeders" who intentionally tries to fatten me up or anything like that...but damn she cooks the BEST food and I can't stop eating it.

Gained about 30 pounds in the last 6 months or so that we've lived together.

With a wedding coming up in a month how the hell am I going to fit in my nicest suit from 30 pounds ago???

Any fast weight loss tips?

I reckon cutting the beer and whiskey out will help out too lmao
Congrats man, you are such a lucky chap.
Don't worry about the weight, @mancar487 has a perfect solution for you.
 
Look into ketogenic diets. Your body converts from using carbs as an energy source, to fats. When this happens you burn your own body fat, naturally. I've lost about 7lbs in a week and a half, while eating ribeye steaks, lots of eggs, bacon, butter, cream cheese, avacado, etc.

It sounds crazy, but it's the closest thing we can eat to how we evolved. (foods that we consumed as cavemen were foods that we could catch or find. Pasta was not here before humans.)

I've heard a lot about this diet. I will certainly look into it more thanks!
 
Buy a juicer and do a juice fast. I gain 15lbs of fat. I've been juicing for 3 days now.

Rules: The only chewable food you can eat are nuts :)
 
Pakistan to Bangladesh in one hour? Dude that's a lot of distance. Flying by Concorde or what? :p
Do not underestimate the almighty TUKTUK aka Auto Rickshaw, me reach Bangladesh in 20 minutes kind sir.

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Do not underestimate the almighty TUKTUK aka Auto Rickshaw, me reach Bangladesh in 20 minutes kind sir.

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Such speed! Bravo!
Apni parben korta!! (Translation: You can do it Sir [ Bengali :D ;) ] )
 
I agree with @Gogol low carb high fat keto diet. I am on it and have lost 80 pounds. You eat healthy fats i.e. olive/avocado oils, almond butter, natural cheeses etc.

As far as alcohol, liquors such as rum, whiskey, vodka, scotch etc. have no carbs as long as it's not flavored liquor. You just have to be moderate with the frequency in which you partake lol.

Over all, I am way healthier since I went keto. Just my opinion.

EDIT: Oh and um..make friends with My Fitness Pal...and good ol H2O lol
 
I agree with @Gogol low carb high fat keto diet. I am on it and have lost 80 pounds. You eat healthy fats i.e. olive/avocado oils, almond butter, natural cheeses etc.

As far as alcohol, liquors such as rum, whiskey, vodka, scotch etc. have no carbs as long as it's not flavored liquor. You just have to be moderate with the frequency in which you partake lol.

Over all, I am way healthier since I went keto. Just my opinion.
Alcohol does inhibit liver functioning so it would be best to stay away mostly ;)
 
Get a new suit. :p

In the past 20 years my weight varied between 70 and 90 kg, give or take a few kilos. The good thing is that i have a wide variety of clothes from small to large sizes. Lol

You must be a very happy being! :P
I hate fat. (but i get 'em so easily).

Go with the keto diet + taking ACV. I added Insanity exercise a couple of month(s) ago, and the results is amazing.
 
she want you to not look attractive ... so no girl will think to steal you from her .

any girl on BHW could confirm if women have such mindset or not .
you are delusional.

OP comes down to: eat less, move more.

Work out your daily calories intake, aim to eat, 400 below that for the first week, then drop down another 400 after two weeks and maintain that for a few months. Also, count your calories each day,
 
No wonder that organ of us is called live-r ;)

Hey to each their own I guess. I've been on keto for 2 years and have the occasional bourbon on rocks. According to my dr Im healthier than I've been in years hahaha.
 
I thought about this but I don't think its the case.

She loves food a lot and loves to cook and her culture has a lot of fried and fatty foods that I'm not really used to. I struggled with weight issues as a kid but worked hard to over come it but having all this fried food and carb heavy food so close by has made me completely lose track of my healthy eating LOL.
Where is she from? What’s her culture? If you don’t mind me asking.
 
Just restrict your daily caloric intake and get some exercise. You can loose a bit with just eating better, but it will plateau, and you will need to exercise to keep loosing the pounds.
 
Where is she from? What’s her culture? If you don’t mind me asking.

Thailand. Lots of noodles, rice, pork, and it seems like she will fry just about everything!
 
Hey to each their own I guess. I've been on keto for 2 years and have the occasional bourbon on rocks. According to my dr Im healthier than I've been in years hahaha.
Great! I just started a couple of months ago. Bourbon is my fav whiskey too hehe. May be I can drink a couple of shots per week. Will try this weekend :)

Thailand. Lots of noodles, rice, pork, and it seems like she will fry just about everything!

Thai food is delicious. No wonder you are putting on weight :D
 
Thailand. Lots of noodles, rice, pork, and it seems like she will fry just about everything!
So you can try soups WITHOUT noodles.
Rice and noddles shouldn’t really be making you fat. They should fill you up and make you not eat in between meals. Frying foods maybe an issue but still..

What culture are you if you don’t mind me asking?
 
Thailand. Lots of noodles, rice, pork, and it seems like she will fry just about everything!
I ask the question above as it may not be the FOOD but how you eat the food.
For example with beer or like most westerners have a sweet tooth.
Sugary foods make you feel hungry hence you eating more than the norm.

Thai food isn’t really fatty you can go to Thailand and the men and women are pretty skinny. Most Asian cuisine isn’t.
 
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