If you went back 400 years how would you get rich?

More importantly electricity

That's where some good ol' fashioned black hat marketing comes in.

Or just sell one of these to everyone:

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I don't know, money making opportunities weren't looking so hot for people with brown skin in North America during the early 1600s. Colonists were destroying Indian settlements and the first slaves arrived in Virginia only a couple of years later in 1619. Chances are I'd get lumped in with one of those two groups and forced into slavery.

I suppose I'd be a pirate. The early 17th century wasn't exactly the golden age of piracy, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.

Wait, better yet, going back in time and convincing people that I'm a minor deity with a few "predictions" and 21st century "magic" sounds more like something I'd do. I could just kick back, relax, and enjoy a life of luxury in a world that predates modern toilet paper.
6MGRfYr

The bonus of pretending to be a minor deity is that there's a chance you'll be written about in the history books. "Zwielicht The Sky God" doesn't sound half bad.
I guess just like in frontier, easiest way to make cash is the fur trade, or inventing porn
 
Well not many oportunities in Balkan,but i would write down all big comp name of 21th cent in a piece of paper,tradmark that shit and after 400years google has to pay my family taxes for using their name...
Can this work?
 
dafuq is this shit


Sorry @Neon I don't mean to be offensive towards your species by suggesting you should be enslaved and forced to run endlessly on a wheel for our entertainment and to generate electricity.

I should have posted a picture of a human running on a wheel.

Here ya go:

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Putting 1 dollar in an ancient bank still active nowdays like Monte dei paschi di Siena, hibernate myself , let the interests roll in, wake up in 2017
 
I would probably make a biggest bet that there will a be pedophile called Charles Floate 400 years from now and bank my hardest cash.
 
I would probably make a biggest bet that there will a be pedophile called Charles Floate 400 years from now and bank my hardest cash.

Those pictures were planted on my laptop by the FBI.
 
I would not go back 400 years... imagine the lifestyle changes you would have to make with the lack of lifestyle improvements that have been made over the past 400 years?

Who would want to live like that for a few dollars?
 
I would not go back 400 years... imagine the lifestyle changes you would have to make with the lack of lifestyle improvements that have been made over the past 400 years?

Who would want to live like that for a few dollars?

You go back in time with those green trainers, and you are definitely facing a witch trial.
 
What a bunch of low hanging fruit grabbers.

I'd stray away from agriculture and looming and steer more towards alcohol distilling and sales, combined with banking.
 
I don't know, money making opportunities weren't looking so hot for people with brown skin in North America during the early 1600s. Colonists were destroying Indian settlements and the first slaves arrived in Virginia only a couple of years later in 1619. Chances are I'd get lumped in with one of those two groups and forced into slavery.

I suppose I'd be a pirate. The early 17th century wasn't exactly the golden age of piracy, but it beats the hell out of the alternative.

Wait, better yet, going back in time and convincing people that I'm a minor deity with a few "predictions" and 21st century "magic" sounds more like something I'd do. I could just kick back, relax, and enjoy a life of luxury in a world that predates modern toilet paper.
6MGRfYr

The bonus of pretending to be a minor deity is that there's a chance you'll be written about in the history books. "Zwielicht The Sky God" doesn't sound half bad.
 
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