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I would create a religious cult, in which I would then proclaim myself a prophet, and predict the demise of countries that didn't exist - in the name of an undetermined as of yet dieity. I would then collect everyone's money, and open a whore house next door.
"One cannot possibly comprehend thine's preachings, until thine's balls have been drained of distraction. Go next door to the convenience brothel, and get it out before and/or after!
I would need this to be a JV, because someone has to stay behind and preach, while I take the most fanatical, and invade a foreign place. There would be two reasons, beautiful exotic women, and gold. I'd be taking both.
One to fill my gold swimming pool, and the other, to keep the brothel stocked with insanely hot women.
My brothel would be unique, because I would teach them the art of shaving their legs, trimming their pubic hair, and removal of all unpleasant odors with bathing. And because of this, I would charge 5x the next brothel in town.
Once again, I would eventually need to JV this, because the next and final business, would be gambling. I would invent games such as Texas Hold'em, and blackjack, and other simple games that could be bet upon. I would open a card house where the people play against each other, but each hand I took a cut. Once I had dealers that were trust worthy, this business would be fully automated as well.
At this point, I have three mind blowing businesses, that are raking insane amounts of money.
I would then create housing, and an advertising agency. Direct mail of course.
This wonderful land, I would call Las Vegas.
"One cannot possibly comprehend thine's preachings, until thine's balls have been drained of distraction. Go next door to the convenience brothel, and get it out before and/or after!
I would need this to be a JV, because someone has to stay behind and preach, while I take the most fanatical, and invade a foreign place. There would be two reasons, beautiful exotic women, and gold. I'd be taking both.
One to fill my gold swimming pool, and the other, to keep the brothel stocked with insanely hot women.
My brothel would be unique, because I would teach them the art of shaving their legs, trimming their pubic hair, and removal of all unpleasant odors with bathing. And because of this, I would charge 5x the next brothel in town.
Once again, I would eventually need to JV this, because the next and final business, would be gambling. I would invent games such as Texas Hold'em, and blackjack, and other simple games that could be bet upon. I would open a card house where the people play against each other, but each hand I took a cut. Once I had dealers that were trust worthy, this business would be fully automated as well.
At this point, I have three mind blowing businesses, that are raking insane amounts of money.
I would then create housing, and an advertising agency. Direct mail of course.
This wonderful land, I would call Las Vegas.
