You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…

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when you start thinking that every damn site on this planet was made for the purpose of earning in some other way or the other

when you are always interested in figuring out how the hell does a site earn

when facebook and twitter appear to you as earning mediums rather than networking websites

when you are the fastest in finding a product at the cheapest price on the internet

when you spend a huge time analyzing other's websites rather than concentrating on your own ones :):)

when you have a hard time explaining people what algorithm change did Google did recently and how will this effect their searches...(they dont care actually but you care a lot ....Mayday,Panda :D)

when you never ever buy ebooks (you find a free pdf or consider the concept of ebook as shit)

when you search google by more than writing just the keyword(allintitle,intitle etc)

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when you think you can break the world into 2 pieces if you have Scrapebox,Xrumer,SENuke,AMR,Bookmarking Demon,The best spinner,UAW with you

when you think you are managing a marvellous Internet Marketing company

when you have been scammed by someone once

when commenting on a simple blog makes you think of backlinks and do follow rather than "just a comment"

thanks
Ankur
 
when you dont know why you reading /writing on this thread but still you are

**probably because this gives you a feeling that you are not alone on this planet doing weird things

Ankur
 
"Your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa."

Epic:fingersx:
 
When your wife tells people that you work for Google because she knows they just put a bunch of money in your account at the end of every month.

When everything you buy online is from one of your affiliate links.

When you would rather buy something offline if you cant buy it from your affiliate links.

When you click someones Adsense ads if they gave you some great free info or ideas on their blog.
 
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When your teacher complains that your essay is to repetitive and you respond by saying " its keyword optimized"".
 
When you receive your first "spam complaint from hostgator" ....

HAHA :)
 
When you can't really explain what you do to average people.

After 2+ years of doing this I still can't answer that question to people. I try to give a simple answer that doesn't warrant further questions so I usually say something along the lines of "I build and market websites".

At least I don't e-whore. Try explaining that to someone. :eek:
 
When you realize the last time you've had food was more than 7+ hours ago
 
When you want people to click "thanks and reps" on your every post
 
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