You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…

when people ask you "how" and expect you to give them a url that rains money into their hands

its not that goddamn simple!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
And you spam their site with positive comments about your kids school choir with SB
 
When someone ask you how to make money online you send them aff link from penny auctions.
 
This will fit to both categories
Internet Marketer and Computer Geek.
 
This is a great post, let me join the excitement! :)

When you are surfing BHW Forum for at least an hour a day, you know your true identity already.

Commoner
 
"when you parents and other older people you know think that you are going to go to jail someday"
"You wake up on midnight and then your body opens PayPal automatically like a bots, ignoring your wife?s bulging eyes"
"when you wake up early on the morning just to see everyone else go to work (have a big grin) and then make a cup of coffee, turn on your computer and check how much you made last night"


That's so true :D
 
When you use Google keyword planner more than Google search..
 
When I had sex with my girlfriend tonight and realized that this is one of the things I dont want to outsource. :D


but maybe she does..

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Everybody else is looking for a job and you?re trying to get rid of yours
 
When you wake up at 11:30, spend the afternoon reading this entire thread, and are NOT worried about earning enough to pay your bills.
 
You look at objects in the real world and think about how hard it would be to rank for them in Google.
 
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