You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…

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It applies when someone wakes up at 3am to check updates on his mails and can't let go off being disconnected from the internet for a few hours
 
hilarious...

  • Your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa.
 
When you try to brush people off when they ask what you do online because you're afraid they'll steal your niche.

Even if they can barely use a computer.
 
You lecture Girl Scouts at your door on how to segment the cookie market by the types of vehicles parked in neighborhood driveways.
 
when you go in to do your taxes and you ask your CPA what kind of incentivized traffic they get...
 
when you read this thread and you compile it into PDF..Spin it for 10-15 articles then submit to article directory with your links and signature attach
 
Lool ; so true!

J0kerz said:
You Know You?re An Internet Marketer When?



  • You send your kids their allowance by Paypal.
  • Your Mom asks you to email her your children?s Christmas gift wishlist and you embed it with affiliate links.
  • You check domain name availability before naming your kids.
  • You go to work in your underwear.
  • You have trouble explaining to your friends what ?you do.?
  • Everybody else is looking for a job and you?re trying to get rid of yours
  • The neighbors think you?re into something illegal when they observe you not going to work but having all the trappings of success.
  • Every item at your garage sale ends with a ?7.?
  • You add three ps?s to an email to your mother.
  • Your wife accuse you to be cheating on her with Alexa.
  • You make a lot of money spending max 1 hour per day in front of your PC.
  • You do your work in the toilet
  • You wake up on midnight and then your body opens PayPal automatically like a bots, ignoring your wife?s bulging eyes
How would you answer this question?
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You know you are an IM when :
you do all ur researchs on g00gle between brackets .
you hate justin bieber and u make a faceb00k fan page for him .
You check ur g00gle ads3nse every 5 mins
you make money more than ur parents .
you buy domain names more than clothes .
you hate g00gle a day and u love it the next day
you never click ads online
you know someone called Matt Cutts
you dream of being the next mark zuckerberg
you make ur site as home page of ur friends browsers .
you make backlinks more than your homework
 
When you are more interested in reading Blackhatworld.com than doing any other things which normal people do on their weekends

when you spend more time looking at a computer screen than looking and interacting with human beings

when you check google for facts and figures even if the most learned person stated it

when you have trouble explaining people what on earth are "ads" for and why are they profitable

when you cant explain people what exactly were you doing on your laptop till 3 AM last night

when you cant explain why you need constant internet supply for Scrapebox

when you have gmail always opened up

when you have more than 15 tabs opened up

when you have some or the other SEO software running up on your laptop 24/7

when you have sold products on the internet which you have never ever seen

when you have made MFA sites about things which you have no idea about

when you never ever shut down your computer

when you have the ability of relating every damn topic on this earth with Internet marketing

when your email contacts and forum friends are more than your real friends

when you start thinking that traditional marketing methods suck and internet is all that exists

when you think that the term footprint is not actually made using a foot

when your friends ask the full form of SEO and PPC

when you cannot explain people that Google was not invented to provide you free information...it was invented to get hard cash out of the PPC ads

thanks
Ankur






 
when you always check whether a blog is auto approve

when you always check a site's backlinks even before reading anything about it

Ankur
 
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