You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…

@Ram: Thanks for summarazing it up!
 
you know you've crossed that line when your friends ask your opinion on whether or not they should buy something, and regardless of what you actually think, you try to convince them to buy the thing anyway, just to sharpen your skills. ;)
 
theres like a worn out mark on the hardwood right under the computer desk that wasnt here before
 
when thanks and rep are more important than what your friends think of you.
 
You have trouble explaining to your friends what "you do."

agree with this,,, i always had this problem... none of my friends know what is IM... they only use internet for facebook, youtube, mail,.. thats it,, they don't know anything other than this,,

they will be keep on disturbing me how to earn money online ?? what can i say to them ???
 
You know you are an IM when: You bought your computer for one reason only.
 
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You know you are an internet marketer when you think of marriage as a JV.
... when you think of your children's birthdays as account creations.
:D
 
You turn all your ex girlfriends into ewhores and get your
new girl to epimp them.

You convince strangers without computers to buy
websites as a future investment.

You put cpa offers in the collection plate instead of dollar bills.

Every year you Tweet Attack your birthday into a viral event.

The eyes of your friends widen everytime you speak and then
you realize you were using BHW abbreviations.

FESS UP! How many of these have you done already?? :p
 
You know you're a black hat internet marketer when you wrap all your links in
Code:
 tags, even on facebook :D
 
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