You Know You’re An Internet Marketer When…

You've convinced your friends to buy domain names from the "ideas" we talk about during Saturday/Sunday football.
 
when you wake up early on the morning just to see everyone else go to work (have a big grin) and then make a cup of coffee, turn on your computer and check how much you made last night!

I love this feeling :)

Totally agree, best feeling in the world!
 
LOL...

You Know You're An Internet Marketer When...

Christmas is coming up and you tell your friends and family, "No, I don't want a shirt, a tie, or the Xbox 360. What do you want then? I want Scrapebox, Xrumer, oh, and Sitegrinder too..."

And they're like..."WTF is a Scrapebox and a Sitegrinder? And Xrumer sounds like some porn shit..." LOL...

pavondunbar
 
I wish i could say this:
"You make a lot of money spending max 1 hour per day in front of your PC."
 
"when you parents and other older people you know think that you are going to go to jail someday"

- actually found out last week one of my neighbors thinks I'm a drug dealer because I never seem to go to work! lol
 
"when you parents and other older people you know think that you are going to go to jail someday"

- actually found out last week one of my neighbors thinks I'm a drug dealer because I never seem to go to work! lol

how does that quote go?

?Never Explain Yourself. Your friends don't need it and your enemies won't believe it.?

i bet when you used to go door to door selling flour they thought you were selling crack huh, people i tell you.
 
ROFL yea my neighbors wonder im sure my schedule on a weekly basis rolls around the clock and there are some nights im up at 2, 3 4 am smoking a cigarette outside and can only think they think im doing shady stuff!!
 
cuz everyone sells stuff for $47 $77 $97 and so on

So what's up with using 7 instead of good ole' 9? Is it more effective?

Edit: sorry, I missed quietzorg's post earlier. I understand now.
 
when.... wearing sweatpants well into the afternoon seems perfectly reasonable
 
"when you parents and other older people you know think that you are going to go to jail someday"

- actually found out last week one of my neighbors thinks I'm a drug dealer because I never seem to go to work! lol


LOL at that! so you must be earning pretty big now for them to notice your perks and successs. I cannot believe that many people still don't know that there's money on the internet.
 
When you wish you could outsource taking the bitching of your girlfriend to someone else and keep the sex to yourself.
 
So what's up with using 7 instead of good ole' 9? Is it more effective?

Edit: sorry, I missed quietzorg's post earlier. I understand now.

Because 9 got out of fashion. Marketers overused it and consumer became immune to it. Now it's 7 and 5's turn.

Say, 95.95 or 99.95 or 97.95. Makes your pricing look more natural. Pricing something for 99.99 gives the customer the impression you are trying to screw them, which sometimes is not far from the truth, but it's too obvious.
 
LOL...

You Know You're An Internet Marketer When...

Christmas is coming up and you tell your friends and family, "No, I don't want a shirt, a tie, or the Xbox 360. What do you want then? I want Scrapebox, Xrumer, oh, and Sitegrinder too..."

And they're like..."WTF is a Scrapebox and a Sitegrinder? And Xrumer sounds like some porn shit..." LOL...

pavondunbar

LOL, you actually got me thinking here. People often ask you "What do you want for your birthday", and instead of answering "nothing", I will maybe start saying something like "SE Nuke, Xrumer and S.E.O Link Robot" :D
 
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