1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

You know that you're black hat when...

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Designer1, May 7, 2013.

  1. Designer1

    Designer1 Regular Member

    Joined:
    Oct 19, 2012
    Messages:
    270
    Likes Received:
    40
    You know that you're black hat when one of your spambots posts a comment on the blog of a man talking about his illness.
    And then the blog owner thanks your bot for the comment.


    Happened today.
    Ok, this isn't funny, but made me think.

    Maybe people could post similar experiences...
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 7
  2. lakim0

    lakim0 BANNED BANNED

    Joined:
    Sep 6, 2012
    Messages:
    903
    Likes Received:
    2,606
    That humor suits a blackhat member perfectly.
     
  3. acotut

    acotut Elite Member

    Joined:
    Dec 1, 2010
    Messages:
    2,294
    Likes Received:
    1,040
    Gender:
    Male
    Home Page:
    Well,I guess that's spamming done the right way :sasmokin:
     
  4. Furious George

    Furious George Supreme Member Premium Member

    Joined:
    Dec 13, 2012
    Messages:
    1,437
    Likes Received:
    2,176
    Please do not sell yourself short. This is very funny.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 3
  5. jackydaniels14

    jackydaniels14 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    May 6, 2012
    Messages:
    233
    Likes Received:
    109
    When you make per day what people in your country make in 10 years.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 3
  6. mudbutt

    mudbutt Jr. Executive VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

    Joined:
    Jun 23, 2010
    Messages:
    1,814
    Likes Received:
    4,276
    Location:
    ghosted
    when you OMG I SWEAR IM A $$BALLER$$$
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  7. antichrist

    antichrist Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Aug 21, 2012
    Messages:
    1,722
    Likes Received:
    2,070
    Location:
    On top of the world!
    When you wake up in the morning and see what kind of hell you unleashed on the internet during the night of spamming.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 8
  8. saxgod

    saxgod Regular Member

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    351
    Likes Received:
    337
    when you can smell a "scam" a mile away since you invented the method.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 16
  9. TheArticleMan

    TheArticleMan Power Member

    Joined:
    Aug 18, 2011
    Messages:
    588
    Likes Received:
    297
    Occupation:
    Writing
    Location:
    London - UK
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  10. Goal Line Technology

    Goal Line Technology Senior Member

    Joined:
    Dec 30, 2011
    Messages:
    929
    Likes Received:
    2,157
  11. PinguSpy

    PinguSpy Jr. VIP Jr. VIP

    Joined:
    Dec 7, 2007
    Messages:
    1,045
    Likes Received:
    935
    Occupation:
    Internet Farmer
    Location:
    Pineal Gland
    Home Page:
    When u make money while u sleep. :D
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 3
  12. Izzma

    Izzma Regular Member

    Joined:
    Jan 29, 2012
    Messages:
    293
    Likes Received:
    197
    Location:
    Canada
    It's a very satisfying feeling. Makes all the effort put forth, worth while :)
     
  13. makemecash

    makemecash Regular Member

    Joined:
    Mar 16, 2012
    Messages:
    279
    Likes Received:
    303
    When artificially manipulating the internet is a way of life, and Google is no longer a search engine but a korean whore on her knee's.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 15
  14. greenovni

    greenovni Regular Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2008
    Messages:
    223
    Likes Received:
    153
    I just had to google "korean whore on her knee's" :cool:
     
  15. greenovni

    greenovni Regular Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2008
    Messages:
    223
    Likes Received:
    153
    When you wrote a pdf for the warrior wso forum called

    "How to make money from lonely fat women on Craigslist"

    Tried to get the WSO running only to be told that you could not sell such a nasty book on the warrior forum and then you say "Fuck it!, Imma run the method myself" and made $10,000 from adult friend finder using your method.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 2
  16. macdonjo3

    macdonjo3 Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

    Joined:
    Nov 8, 2009
    Messages:
    5,560
    Likes Received:
    4,317
    Location:
    Toronto
    Home Page:
    Some of these are hilarious, but not because they're good either ;)
     
  17. tks2115

    tks2115 Registered Member

    Joined:
    Feb 19, 2013
    Messages:
    70
    Likes Received:
    20
    When you buy a hat and it's black! :D
     
  18. saxgod

    saxgod Regular Member

    Joined:
    Sep 19, 2010
    Messages:
    351
    Likes Received:
    337
    its not the hat you buy, its how you use it
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
  19. greenovni

    greenovni Regular Member

    Joined:
    Feb 8, 2008
    Messages:
    223
    Likes Received:
    153
    Or when you scrape craigslist for people selling their timeshares and send a simple email asking if their "timeshare is still for sale."

    When they reply you auto responder kicks in and sends them to a profanity laced youtube vid like this one



    & that video makes you $14.75 per CPA signup! :bed3:
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 1
    Last edited by a moderator: May 18, 2016
  20. Sombrero

    Sombrero Senior Member

    Joined:
    Feb 28, 2011
    Messages:
    1,101
    Likes Received:
    843
    Occupation:
    Dogs love Christmas too ♥
    Location:
    Papal Island
    When you can not explain how you get the money and say "I do web design" instead.
     
    • Thanks Thanks x 22