Yo' mama jokes

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Yo mama so fat can I haz some monkies in papal

Yo mama so fat why is there an influx of shitty threads these days :)

Yo mama so fat I make monies online
 
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yo mama is so fat that when she tried to go to google.com the fbi came for her because they thought she ddos attacked them.
 
My mouth is shut after my mum joke the other day didn't go down too well!

However, it is good to see members hypocritically cracking the jokes on this thread, after complaining about me on the previous thread.

Abhi007 'You better mind your lingo next time, your comment was not even funny at all...'

Rettaibi 'Talking about somebodys mom is a death sentence right there. So stop talking if you don't know what you are talking about.
If you talk about somebodys family you will get your ass kicked'

Come on guys, stand by your convictions!

[ http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/blackhat-lounge/578827-my-recent-reply-made-me-hacker-fool-inside.html ]

*I have respect for both members mentioned, they're both good members on BHW - i just don't like people having 'double standards' ;)
 
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@illfounded21

I have to agree with you on this.
It is very frustrating to witness people having double standards in real life, as well as on an online forum.

However ironic it may seem (that the 2 members whom you highlighted) have appeared
to change their attitudes within a day or so, it is life....
Sooner or later, the truth always comes out, and to be honest, you or I or anyone for that matter cannot change that.
We can ask them to re-examine their own conscience, thats all, the rest is up to them.
As they mature, I am sure they will stand up to their principles and convictions,
but to appear as if they are "above all else" and what I call "shadow bullying" - (a bit like cyber bullying)
they are the ones to be pitied, not the victims as such.

It takes a brave victim to admit that they have been bullied in the first place,
and courageous of them to stand up and say "it is wrong", but alas,
ultimately it is the bullies that need to change their attitudes and convictions. Trust me.

I have also read several posts from the 2 members concerned, and I agree they have been good contributors on the whole.
It is just a pity that the alpha male in them drove them to post as they did in that other thread,
and become almost hypocritical now.

In conclusion, I think that it is better for all to come to some form of "agree to disagree",
since quite often when cultures clash, it is the oppressed ones who try to have the louder voice,
until they come to their senses and chill a little.

We will then ALL be able to move forwards, together in harmony, and with a common goal.

Thanks for highlighting this apparent U turn by the 2 honourable members, and I guess I will finish
this little rant by using the title of an old song.....
"What a Difference A Day Makes" :)

edit: apologies to the OP, although appearing a little off topic, it needs to be said though due to its relevance.
thanks for your understanding :)
 
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My mouth is shut after my mum joke the other day didn't go down too well!

However, it is good to see members hypocritically cracking the jokes on this thread, after complaining about me on the previous thread.

Abhi007 'You better mind your lingo next time, your comment was not even funny at all...'

Rettaibi 'Talking about somebodys mom is a death sentence right there. So stop talking if you don't know what you are talking about.
If you talk about somebodys family you will get your ass kicked'

Come on guys, stand by your convictions!

[ http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackh...-recent-reply-made-me-hacker-fool-inside.html ]

*I have respect for both members mentioned, they're both good members on BHW - i just don't like people having 'double standards' ;)

This is much different because this is aimed at nobody the other joke was aimed to RW but as a joke.

that is the difference between the joke that you made and the jokes we make in this thread.

I am not saying you were wrong or something in that thread I was just saying that you(not you as in you but in general) would get beat up for that joke.
just my opinion on that matter.
 
@illfounded21

I have to agree with you on this.
It is very frustrating to witness people having double standards in real life, as well as on an online forum.

However ironic it may seem (that the 2 members whom you highlighted) have appeared
to change their attitudes within a day or so, it is life....
Sooner or later, the truth always comes out, and to be honest, you or I or anyone for that matter cannot change that.
We can ask them to re-examine their own conscience, thats all, the rest is up to them.
As they mature, I am sure they will stand up to their principles and convictions,
but to appear as if they are "above all else" and what I call "shadow bullying" - (a bit like cyber bullying)
they are the ones to be pitied, not the victims as such.

It takes a brave victim to admit that they have been bullied in the first place,
and courageous of them to stand up and say "it is wrong", but alas,
ultimately it is the bullies that need to change their attitudes and convictions. Trust me.

I have also read several posts from the 2 members concerned, and I agree they have been good contributors on the whole.
It is just a pity that the alpha male in them drove them to post as they did in that other thread,
and become almost hypocritical now.

In conclusion, I think that it is better for all to come to some form of "agree to disagree",
since quite often when cultures clash, it is the oppressed ones who try to have the louder voice,
until they come to their senses and chill a little.

We will then ALL be able to move forwards, together in harmony, and with a common goal.

Thanks for highlighting this apparent U turn by the 2 honourable members, and I guess I will finish
this little rant by using the title of an old song.....
"What a Difference A Day Makes" :)

edit: apologies to the OP, although appearing a little off topic, it needs to be said though due to its relevance.
thanks for your understanding :)



you make conclusions without trying to look from.
someone else s point of view you think that you know it all.
writing a whole essay about bullying and what not.
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a very good example would be bob proctor when he give seminars he takes a book with him. on one side of the book there is something written on the other side there is not.

he calls someone from the crowd and says there is nothing on this book do you agree.
And the guy/gal says no I don't because I see something is written on the book.

but from where bob proctor stand there is nothing written and where the guy stands there is so they are both right from their point of view.
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But at the end it was my fault because I had to explain what I meant instead of that i wrote 2 sentences which looked like I would kill somebody :p

Love you guys (no homo) :D

Please don't say are you against homos :P
 
Your mama is like a railroad track, she has been laid all over the country.
 
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