Yo' mama jokes

Kimi · Jun 23, 2013

Let's have some laughs guys, feel free to add your own hardcore yo' mama jokes.

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Yo' mama is so fat that she comes at you from all directions.

Yo' mama is so stupid that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.

Yo mama is so fat that people jog around her for exercise.

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to a buffet, she gets the group rate.

Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.

Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.

Yo mama's so dumb that she bought tickets for xbox live
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Post here the best you know!

Kimi · Jun 23, 2013

Conor · Jun 23, 2013

Beat me to it ^ lol

Kimi · Jun 23, 2013

Treeofl1 said:
Yo mama is so fat, she walked in front of the TV and you missed the whole episode.

Your so dumb you didn't even saw the post above you.

(no offence intended for this joke or any of the other jokes. Only for fun guys)

PandaDomo · Jun 23, 2013

Yo mama's so dumb she sat on the TV and watched the couch

Matt88 · Jun 23, 2013

Yo mama's so fat that when you were being born, you met 3 other guys trying to find their way out.

Conor · Jun 23, 2013

Kimi said:
Your so dumb you didn't even saw the post above you.

(no offence intended for this joke or any of the other jokes. Only for fun guys)

Lol none taken, I knew that was coming.

ShadeDream · Jun 23, 2013

Kimi said:
Your so dumb you didn't even saw the post above you.

(no offence intended for this joke or any of the other jokes. Only for fun guys)

You're so dumb you wrote the same joke twice and your grammar failed you.

No offense.

Kimi said:
Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.

Yo mama is so fat that at the zoo, the elephants throw HER peanuts.

Yo mama is so fat that she was born on the fourth, fifth, and sixth of June.

Kimi · Jun 23, 2013

ShadeDream said:
You're so dumb you wrote the same joke twice and your grammar failed you.

No offense.

Have I really did that, damn you're right. And forget about the grammar, I'm not native.

Some from the internet:

Yo mama is so fat that when she wears a "Malcolm X" T-shirt, helicopters try to land on her back!

Yo mama is so fat that that she cant tie her own shoes.

Yo mama is so fat that when she lays on the beach, people run around yelling Free Willy.

Yo mama is so fat that she uses redwoods to pick her teeth

Yo mama is so fat that she cut her leg and gravy poured out

Yo mama is so fat that she was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade... wearing ropes.

Yo mama is so fat that she went on a light diet. As soon as it's light she starts eating.

Yo mama is so fat that her waist size is the Equator.

Yo mama is so fat that she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama is so fat that she uses a mattress for a tampon.

Yo mama is so fat that when she got hit by a bus, she said, "Who threw that rock at me?"

Yo mama is so fat that we went to the drive-in and didn't have to pay for her because we dressed her up as a Toyota.

Logician · Jun 23, 2013

Yo mama teeth is so yellow she spits butter!

bartosimpsonio · Jun 23, 2013

Yo mama is so fat the episode where she climbed the stairs is to be continued.

Deleted member 36594 · Jun 23, 2013

LOL! Great thread!
Here's a few:

Yo' mama is so old... that her breastmilk expired.

Yo' mama is so poor... she can't afford free samples.

Yo' mama is so ugly... that when she tries to join the ugly competition, the judges rejected her and said, "Sorry, no professionals allowed."

Yo' mama is so fat... that when she jumps for joy, she got stuck!

crosscheck · Jun 23, 2013

Let's Just Get Off The Topic Of Yo' Mama's..... Cause I Just Got Off Yours

futurestunner · Jun 23, 2013

madoctopus · Jun 24, 2013

Yo momma... was awesome! She really knows how to... oh nevermind

atticanibal · Jun 24, 2013

Yo mamma so fat she needs a map to find her ass.
Yo mamma so ugly she makes onions cry.
Yo mamma so thin, when she turns sideways she disappears.
Yo mamma so fat when she wears green people mistake her for a pool table
Yo mamma so fat when she wants a water bed she puts a blanked over the ocean .
Yo mamma so fat she has her own zip code.
Yo mamma so stupid, when i told her i bought a color TV she asked what color.

Trepanated · Jun 24, 2013

Yo mamma so ugly your father takes her to work so he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye in the morning.

Logician · Jun 24, 2013

Yo mama so stupid they said it was chili out side and she went and got a bowl!

NProductions · Jun 25, 2013

Yo Mama is Elephant

EXtraHand · Jun 25, 2013

Yo mama so fat, when god said let there be light, he asked her to step aside.

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