Each time I see a copy of 50 shades I wonder why more of us don't have a bestselling book. That book is awful. I mean painfully awful. I was going to post some quotes but I just can't do that to you guys. Each time she wrote something about the main character's "inner goddess" I died a little inside. Of course I saw the movie because I am a sucker and this honest trailer sums up the entire thing:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iopcfR1vI5I
The worst movie I have ever tried to make myself watch (that was not a parody of any type) has got to be Battlefield Earth. It is mind boggling how horrible that movie is AND how much money was sunk into it.
OMG! I just watched everything's wrong with the Room. I rather wipe my ass with a broken beer bottle than actually sit through that in person. That actor in it scares me, like if aliens made a copy of Williem DaFoe & Christopher Walken on a bad warrantied xerox with dollar store paper.
Oh man. Best laugh I've had all day. We have some genuinely hilarious people on this forum.
The Room has a cult following. It's so bad I think it should have won awards. Now go watch Rubber and compare it to The Room.
Trailer looks fucking terrible!Jack and Jill, where Al Pacino falls in love with Adam Sandler:
I can actually tolerate Rubber. The room is like taking a David Lynch film with dialogue by Quentin Tarrentino and running it through a Warrior Forum Special Offer Spin Editor Written By a dylexic foreigner who grew up only on infomercials by Vince the ShamWow guy and the films at the bottom of the Walmart dvd bundle pile.
You can tolerate Rubber? I think that you aren't human sir.
Btw, thanks for another laugh. I seriously needed that.