Worst Movie Ever

Each time I see a copy of 50 shades I wonder why more of us don't have a bestselling book. That book is awful. I mean painfully awful. I was going to post some quotes but I just can't do that to you guys. Each time she wrote something about the main character's "inner goddess" I died a little inside. Of course I saw the movie because I am a sucker and this honest trailer sums up the entire thing:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iopcfR1vI5I

The worst movie I have ever tried to make myself watch (that was not a parody of any type) has got to be Battlefield Earth. It is mind boggling how horrible that movie is AND how much money was sunk into it.

A terrible book and a worse movie indeed.
 
OMG! I just watched everything's wrong with the Room. I rather wipe my ass with a broken beer bottle than actually sit through that in person. That actor in it scares me, like if aliens made a copy of Williem DaFoe & Christopher Walken on a bad warrantied xerox with dollar store paper.
 
OMG! I just watched everything's wrong with the Room. I rather wipe my ass with a broken beer bottle than actually sit through that in person. That actor in it scares me, like if aliens made a copy of Williem DaFoe & Christopher Walken on a bad warrantied xerox with dollar store paper.

Oh man. Best laugh I've had all day. We have some genuinely hilarious people on this forum.

The Room has a cult following. It's so bad I think it should have won awards. Now go watch Rubber and compare it to The Room.
 
Oh man. Best laugh I've had all day. We have some genuinely hilarious people on this forum.

The Room has a cult following. It's so bad I think it should have won awards. Now go watch Rubber and compare it to The Room.

I can actually tolerate Rubber. The room is like taking a David Lynch film with dialogue by Quentin Tarrentino and running it through a Warrior Forum Special Offer Spin Editor Written By a dylexic foreigner who grew up only on infomercials by Vince the ShamWow guy and the films at the bottom of the Walmart dvd bundle pile.
 
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I rather Die then Watch this Again
 
The new Mad Max. Completely butchered that film.
 
I can actually tolerate Rubber. The room is like taking a David Lynch film with dialogue by Quentin Tarrentino and running it through a Warrior Forum Special Offer Spin Editor Written By a dylexic foreigner who grew up only on infomercials by Vince the ShamWow guy and the films at the bottom of the Walmart dvd bundle pile.

You can tolerate Rubber? I think that you aren't human sir.

Btw, thanks for another laugh. I seriously needed that.

I can't believe someone said the new Mad Max. That movie was awesome! Well that's my opinion anyway. I know it doesn't really count for much, considering everyone has one.

Now I'm trying to think of a movie that everyone loved that I hated. This might take a while.
 
You can tolerate Rubber? I think that you aren't human sir.

Btw, thanks for another laugh. I seriously needed that.

Rubber is like driving along a highway and getting bottlenecked cause of an auto accident far above. As you creep forward you finally get to see what type of mess has inconvenienced your travel and you never look away. Unlike let us say virtually any Scy Fy original film. That is like time being sucked out of your life, you are better off going to a hospital and watching The Chrone's & Colitis foundation colonoscopies live feed after feeding them Taco Bell past the sell by date left out on a dash of an old luxury barge with a cracked vinyl dash and rich Corinthian leather Interior.

Fury Road was okay by me.
 
I couldn't choose even if I tried... Too many of them.
Oh God, I've watched so much cr*p in my life, it deserves an award!
 
These are always impossible lists as everyone has different levels of what sucks. I'm a film critic in Philly and see hundreds of films a year. Tons of them are just plain awful. Dreadfully horrible. However, for me, a worse example is a film that actually makes it to mainstream and is still terrible. One of my worst in this category is a film that's hard to name now because of a film that came after and called Frozen. The first film is the story of three people stuck on a ski life and I actually do a 15-minute treatment of it for friends to make my point. It's so brain dead that it's just incredible to believe that this drew an audience everywhere.
 
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