Wipe yo ass vs Water

This had led me to tears, pure tears of joy. But anyway, with the shower thing, how exactly does that work?? Do you like bend over and squirt? Or like...what if you know, your stuff gets on the "shower head" do you wash it? Wouldn't it be weird to wash brown stuffs in your sink? And if you use a wash cloth aren't you rubbing your fudges all over the wash cloth and even if you wash it then it's all in your washing machine, and you'd have to bleach it, which can ruin your cloths....wouldn't it hurt? or is the water like a gentle massage on your opening?
 
Did you really have to bump this "shitty" thread?
 
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