Wipe yo ass vs Water

James2 said:

I thought you meant Dettol disinfectant. The stuff you sterilize toilets with and all that. That would burn.

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James2 said:

I just saw this...

The thought of wiping my shitty arse with my bear hand makes me shiver and anal sex forbidden? Like that doesn't go on in Arab countries. Come on man.

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Bokva said:

Wrote a bot for this problem.
I thought to send it to Jr.VIP zone only, but here it is for all of you!

It's very simple, basically two do-while loops with two functions in it.
I made it in minutes so sorry for any bugs you discover during execution.

Code:

initialize();
WHITE = #ffffff;
toilet_paper_color = WHITE;
wet_wipes_color = WHITE;

do{
  toilet_paper *tp = new toilet_paper;
  tp->use_toilet_paper();
  toilet_paper_color = tp->get_toilet_paper_color();
  tp->delete();
}while(toilet_paper_color != WHITE);

do{
  wet_wipe *wp = new wet_wipe;
  wp->use_wet_wipes();
  wet_wipes_color = wp->get_wet_wipes_color();
  wp->delete();
}while(wet_wipes_color != WHITE);

// TODO:
// go through the do-while loops once more for variable sanitization

flush_all_variables();

Hope it helps.

And DON'T ask for REVIEW COPIES, you got the whole code!

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KHer0 said:

1 - You flush with water then you clean with your left hand to make sure its fully clean. Finally, You wash your hands with a soap.. So, I guess its way better than moving with shit stuck in your ass. Btw, shit isn't glow, water and soap can clean your hand prefectly. Ask a scientist and he will confirm this.

2 - Like any religion, Law in the world.. people have the choice to follow what they want. Not following the what it says is the people problem, not the rule itself. So if any muslims doesn't do it, its his choice and have nothing to do with Islam itself.

3 - If you find wiping you ass with water then cleaning with hands and then washing your hands is more disgusting than anal sex... Then there is no Comment to say here

4 - Finally, if someone did Anal sex then he isn't a Muslim. Its something that is totally forbidden in Islam. Unlike wiping your ass with water isn't a must. Like if there is not enough water ( you are travelling ...etc ) then its totally okay not to use water untill there is a plenty of water again.

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Panther28 said:

I always get the dog to lick my hole clean. Work great, and is good for the environment.

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pasenseoso said:

Now... Here's the irony.

We went to a 5 star hotel and I needed to drop a package to the toilet. To my surprise there isn't any water source to clean my anus but just a nice roll of tissue paper. Ok yeah I used the dimpled paper and used almost half of the roll wiping "it" excessively. And about an hour after, I felt really unpleasant and I needed to go back to the toilet to do some checking and yes I did some little exploration and got some good amount nibbles and nuggets of partially dried up fecal matters.. Never will I use toilet paper again.

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loclhero said:

I won't leave that fucking bathroom until the paper is so clean

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