Why You Can Trust A Whore!

whilst in dublin l took my friend des whos also irish to see a whore, it was at the time of the troubles and des being irsih isnt too clever so l told him what to do when the whore came in the room, after 10 mins he came out of the room with his nose bleeding and was rubbing his eyes.

l said christ man what happpened to you? he said l told her l wanted the best blow job ever ...so she farted all over me the l told her not to be stupid and what l really wanted was the best head she could give.....so she headbutted me in the face and broke my nose, eventually she got the massage and was laying on her back with her legs in the air and said if l liked what l was looking then l could have it but l had to pay first...so l took out my american express and swiped it.....
 
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nicho said:
whilst in dublin l took my friend des whos also irish to see a whore, it was at the time of the troubles and des being irsih isnt too clever so l told him what to do when the whore came in the room, after 10 mins he came out of the room with his nose bleeding and was rubbing his eyes.

l said christ man what happpened to you? he said l told her l wanted the best blow job ever ...so she farted all over me the l told her not to be stupid and what l really wanted was the best head she could give.....so she headbutted me in the face and broke my nose, eventually she got the massage and was laying on her back with her legs in the air and said if l liked what l was looking then l could have it but l had to pay first...so l took out my american express and swiped it.....
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RE: The Irish:

http://www.jibjab.com/view/183375
 
Never would use a Whore man who want to touch what some other guys maybe 10 20 a day touch x 365 days .... :yuck:

Think I will throw up ...
 
brownhatter said:
Never would use a Whore man who want to touch what some other guys maybe 10 20 a day touch x 365 days .... :yuck:

Think I will throw up ...
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I told you wny you can trust a TRUE whore; not why you would or would not want to fuck one!

ROFLMAO!
 
l am not fussy about whores as long as they are breathing and have their own teeth.....okay forget the teeth
 
brownhatter said:
The internet is full of people who are willing to screw you good !!!
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Heh.

What's worse, most of these are not even whores. They are simply stupid people. According to the third law of Cipolla:

A stupid person is a person who causes losses to another person or to a group of persons while himself deriving no gain and even possibly incurring losses.
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If anyone is interested in the full text, here it is (with code, since the executors of the estate are going around threatening people with lawsuits to take it off their site instead of making and selling derivative products and making a bundle from the publicity—ironically Cipolla's heirs are pretty stupid according to the definition he gives in the work they are trying to "protect"):

The B*asic La*ws of Hum*an Stup*idity

It is hilarious and so very, very true.

I had to hunt for this link. If it ever goes down, someone let me know and I will find a replacement or another solution.
 
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