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Why You Can Trust A Whore!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by Uptownbulker, May 6, 2008.

  1. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Now I'm not talkin' about crack whores; if you are dealing with crack whores, I'm not even speaking to you.

    I'm talkin' about a stand-up-tall whore; one you says "For "X" amount of money I'm going to give you the best you've ever had."

    This is a straight-forward business deal and you can trust this whore.

    The whore is not going to screw you for short-term gains; you could be a long-term customer and jazzing you for a few bucks now would mean that the long-term bucks would never come; as it were and that would result in a net loss.

    In short; a true whore, in whatever form is eminently trustable because true whores want to get PAID for fucking you and don't want to fuck themselves out of a good deal.
     
  2. HaRRo

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    give me this few minutes back
     
  3. crsk8andsno56

    crsk8andsno56 Senior Member

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    Hey! He has had alot of very insightful posts recently! :twitch:
     
  4. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    On the other hand, not a fable from Aesop but nevertheless very true:

    The Scorpion and the Frog

    One day, a scorpion looked around at the mountain where he lived and decided that he wanted a change. So he set out on a journey through the forests and hills. He climbed over rocks and under vines and kept going until he reached a river.

    The river was wide and swift, and the scorpion stopped to reconsider the situation. He couldn't see any way across. So he ran upriver and then checked downriver, all the while thinking that he might have to turn back.

    Suddenly, he saw a frog sitting in the rushes by the bank of the stream on the other side of the river. He decided to ask the frog for help getting across the stream.

    "Hellooo Mr. Frog!" called the scorpion across the water, "Would you be so kind as to give me a ride on your back across the river?"

    "Well now, Mr. Scorpion! How do I know that if I try to help you, you wont try to kill me?" asked the frog hesitantly.

    "Because," the scorpion replied, "If I try to kill you, then I would die too, for you see I cannot swim!"

    Now this seemed to make sense to the frog. But he asked. "What about when I get close to the bank? You could still try to kill me and get back to the shore!"

    "This is true," agreed the scorpion, "But then I wouldn't be able to get to the other side of the river!"

    "Alright then...how do I know you wont just wait till we get to the other side and THEN kill me?" said the frog.

    "Ahh...," crooned the scorpion, "Because you see, once you've taken me to the other side of this river, I will be so grateful for your help, that it would hardly be fair to reward you with death, now would it?!"

    So the frog agreed to take the scorpion across the river. He swam over to the bank and settled himself near the mud to pick up his passenger. The scorpion crawled onto the frog's back, his sharp claws prickling into the frog's soft hide, and the frog slid into the river. The muddy water swirled around them, but the frog stayed near the surface so the scorpion would not drown. He kicked strongly through the first half of the stream, his flippers paddling wildly against the current.

    Halfway across the river, the frog suddenly felt a sharp sting in his back and, out of the corner of his eye, saw the scorpion remove his stinger from the frog's back. A deadening numbness began to creep into his limbs.

    "You fool!" croaked the frog, "Now we shall both die! Why on earth did you do that?"

    The scorpion shrugged, and did a little jig on the drowning frog's back.

    "I could not help myself. It is my nature."

    Then they both sank into the muddy waters of the swiftly flowing river.

    Verb. Sap.
     
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  5. Whisker

    Whisker Moderator Staff Member Moderator Premium Member

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    Heh, you sure about that...lol
     
  6. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Carefully read what I wrote!

    A TRUE whore wants you for the long term; a crack whore will take you down in New York Minute!
     
  7. caretaker2007

    caretaker2007 Power Member

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    Didn't you just post that about a snake? Someone did.

    Cry foul, and let loose the threads of redundancy!
     
  8. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Dunno; not me; I've only been following this thread for which I have set up for some interesting and what I think are insightful responses on my part and some really good imparting of business philosophy and information.

    Always thinking ahead I am; one move ahead.
     
  9. Stumickel

    Stumickel Junior Member

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    The Wizened Prophet blandly said, as he lay dying from too much future:

    If you think fuck's funny, fuck yourself and save your money.

    :)
     
  10. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    Your post is evidently a joke which I missed or have the intelligence and perception levels around here simply gone through the floor?
     
  11. MontyzPython

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    "Always thinking ahead I am; one move ahead."

    What are you, freaking Yoda now? lol

    :swordfigh
     
  12. Stumickel

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    What's wrong with floors?...

    :)

    (Just bantering... But if you look, there are metaphysical implications in the banter that apply to business...)
     
  13. booman

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    Can I get some of whatever it is you are smoking??? :439:
     
  14. Uptownbulker

    Uptownbulker BANNED BANNED

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    (1) Prove to me in a reasonable and rational manner that anything "metaphysical" even exists and we will have something to talk about.

    (2) Banter is fine but it is the charcteristic of the "I'm so smart!" kiddie coder to banter when serious discussion is being sought.

    Such behaviour is called "over compensation".

    From this point on, as far as I am concerned, nor more attmepts at discussion; business and business only and my basic business philosophy of "Fuck you! Pay me!" applies.

    I am really tired of dealing with idiots.

    Any REAL person is welcome to hit me up but the loonies are encouraged to turn in their day passes and stay in the insitution.
     
  15. Stumickel

    Stumickel Junior Member

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    I do declare, I really have rankled a prophet wannabe...

    Chill dude. No harm meant.

    As to metaphysical, I would start with some fundamental axioms, of which I happen to think temporal existence for living creatures is one. Using the vernacular, getting fucked is a good way of saying to die. If we apply this same method of using metaphors to business, we could say getting fucked is a good way of saying to lose money or property or time or effort or any combination thereof.

    You can take it from there if you so desire. If not, well... not...

    (btw - I am 55...)

    One thing I have learned about whores: they will fuck anybody for money. That applies to business, too. If I sound jaded, it's because I am.
     
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  16. The Scarlet Pimp

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    i've met several online, and they were all very nice and down to earth.
    nicer than many regular gals...

    tsp
     
  17. Stumickel

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    I happen to like whores. I have befriended several in my life. I have been there for these friends when the world has walked away and spit on them. I don't regret it, either, although at times it has been quite complicated.

    They have a rough life, not an easy one, even when the money flows. This is what I have seen in the hearts of my friends. Maybe the Happy Hooker does exist, but I have not met her. If other options are viable, I would not advise choosing this lifestyle. But often the options are not good, so you do what you gotta do. I have no objections and no condemnations.

    Like I said, I'm jaded—against the world and so-called proper society, and even against prostitute society. I intensely dislike hypocrisy prancing about as if it were virtue. But I stand by my friends. And I usually stand stubborn. Very stubborn.
     
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  18. Zeprokon

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    Oh, so this is a political thread?

    Got it.

    Zeprokon
     
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    This is a very confusing thread lol, that?s bulker :p the mind swinger :D
     
  20. Essential Clix

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    Hey, Jesus befriended a whore :)

    But I don't think he got herpes from her or anything...

    Hookers = STDs

    And if knowingly giving someone an STD isn't considered "fucking someone over", I don't know what is!