Why some People can't understand this?

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  1. Sugirl

    Sugirl Regular Member

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    I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I?m ****ing retarded but I don?t care, I?m beautiful. I?m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me ?Apache? and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can?t accept me you?re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
     
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    You have my full support Apache <3
     
  3. NagacomesforU

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    Your name should be changed to agent orange.
     
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    And you're filled with so much gas, gasoline actually :), you'd fly east to west coast and back, nonstop, killing all, without firing a bullet, who comes across you from your rear. :) Deadly, you are absolutely! Put some mint in it, and they'd not feel the heat and fumes when they die of hot air burns!
     
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    WTF did I just read? lol
     
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    Stay strong fellow helicopterkin! <3
     
  10. Tpati

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    Will you still take food or any other fuel?
     
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    do you have radar ?
    please install missile launcher too
     
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  13. Ste Fishkin

    Ste Fishkin BANNED BANNED

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    Fucks sake OP, if you are going to start a thread with copypasta at least make it a good one.
     
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  14. SupremeBotBuilder

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    Well I guess it was your turn to call her/his? story out.Besides if you check her/his? post history , you would see she gets called out on every single one of her/his? threads for copying-pasting.
     
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    I sexually identify as jimmy saville. Going to get a vasectomy soon so I don't end up in the slammer
     
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