Why some People can't understand this?

[Sugirl]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I?m ****ing retarded but I don?t care, I?m beautiful. I?m having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me ?Apache? and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can?t accept me you?re a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

 

[kittykut]

You have my full support Apache <3

 

[NagacomesforU]

Your name should be changed to agent orange.

 

[srb888]

And you're filled with so much gas, gasoline actually , you'd fly east to west coast and back, nonstop, killing all, without firing a bullet, who comes across you from your rear. Deadly, you are absolutely! Put some mint in it, and they'd not feel the heat and fumes when they die of hot air burns!

 

[Zwielicht]

You need this: http://www.trendhunter.com/trends/gen-h-4-personal-helicopter

 

[HoNeYBiRD]

OP, you forgot to name the source:
https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/2xcwgf/contest_i_sexually_identify_as_an_attack/
[url]http://pastebin.com/RpDNFJJM
[/URL]

 

[Zwielicht]

OP, you forgot to name the source: https://www.reddit.com/r/copypasta/comments/2xcwgf/contest_i_sexually_identify_as_an_attack/

Aww, why would OP even steal that!?

 

[sashablack]

I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and I'm ****ing retarded but I don't care, I'm beautiful. I'm having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me "Apache" and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you can't accept me you're a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.

WTF did I just read? lol

 

[vodkacola]

Stay strong fellow helicopterkin! <3

 

[Tpati]

Will you still take food or any other fuel?

 

[dodoboy]

do you have radar ?
please install missile launcher too

 

[mickyfu]

I sexually identify as a Charlie Floate. Not quite a man, not yet a woman.

 

[Banned member 185991]

Fucks sake OP, if you are going to start a thread with copypasta at least make it a good one.

 

[SupremeBotBuilder]

OP, you forgot to name the source:

Well I guess it was your turn to call her/his? story out.Besides if you check her/his? post history , you would see she gets called out on every single one of her/his? threads for copying-pasting.

 

[Capo Dei Capi]

I sexually identify as a Charlie Floate. Not quite a man, not yet a woman.

I sexually identify as jimmy saville. Going to get a vasectomy soon so I don't end up in the slammer