The printer. It's always the dang printer.
No. It's just ran out of ink, you don't need to buy a new one each time
Only major one I've had on my Mac last 20 years was an old G3 GFX failure but tat's it. My old G4 still goes strong to this day.
Buying expensive gear doesn't help either. These things just break on me all the damn time, no matter the brand.
But HP laptop wrecks quicker.