Pay the $5000 to sleep with Taylor Hanson.
"Taylor Hanson's a guy, Quagmire."
"You guys are yankin' me. Hey, let's put one over on ol' Quagmire."
"No, he's actually a guy, Quagmire."
"What? That's insane. That's impossible. Oh God. Oh my God! I've got all these magazines! Oh God!"