When I get Tired..I read this and laugh like hell.Must see if you are exusted

http://www.amazon.com/Disorder-Court-Fractured-Moments-Courtroom/dp/0393319288

Will have to find it for free :D

Please share if you find it.

Or if you have the hard copy, scan it and share.
 
Nice one buddy... The complete list must be very funny... Lawyers are not just liers but crazy as well.lol
 
LOl you made my day. My personal favorite would be the last one :)
 
Attorney: Where were you last night when this picture was taken
Witness: In bed
Attorney: Who is this person?
Witness: That's me in bed
 
Q: Are you sexually active?
A: No, I just lie there.
________

Q: What is your date of birth?
A: July fifteenth.
Q: What year?
A: Every year.

___________


Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact?
A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks.

_______


Q: How old is your son, the one living with you?
A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can't remember which.
Q: How long has he lived with you?
A: Forty-five years.

______________

Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult?
A: We both do.
Q: Voodoo?
A: We do.
Q: You do?
A: Yes, voodoo.

______


Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th?
A: Yes.
Q: And what were you doing at that time?
_____
 
Bumping...coz I'm tired and wanted to read this again :D
 
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