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  1. MasterMind313

    MasterMind313 Registered Member

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    WARNING: very stupid joke

    where did the boat go and get his anchor fixed?
     
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    What????
    not too sure the point of this, please enlighten
     
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    Zwielicht Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    At the shipwright of course. Now I have one for you.

    If your uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?

    Here's an obscene one told by Ste Hughes.
     
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    nope wrong and I want nothing to do with uncle jack or the horse
     
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    its just a joke my friend
     
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    Here's one for my fellow guitar players:

    "A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
    Judge says, ‘First offender?' She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'" :)
     
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    whats the answer then?!?
     
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    hah the doc ;) I herd it from a Bluetooth speaker siri thing
     
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    lol, I think I am the only one not getting these jokes :( :p
     
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    Worst joke of the year coming up.............


    How do you stop your dog digging in the garden? ............... Lock the spade in the shed.
     
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    Haha this is hilarious keep it coming lol