want to hear a joke?

At the shipwright of course. Now I have one for you.

If your uncle Jack helped you off a horse, would you help your uncle jack off a horse?

Here's an obscene one told by Ste Hughes.
Charles Floate told me a great joke once.


Whats the best thing about fucking twenty four year olds?
 
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nope wrong and I want nothing to do with uncle jack or the horse
 
Here's one for my fellow guitar players:

"A woman is on trial for beating her husband to death with his guitar collection.
Judge says, ‘First offender?' She says, ‘No, first a Gibson! Then a Fender!'" :)
 
hah the doc ;) I herd it from a Bluetooth speaker siri thing
 
Worst joke of the year coming up.............


How do you stop your dog digging in the garden? ............... Lock the spade in the shed.
 
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