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This is EVERYTHING that is wrong with SEO

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by netmoney1, Jun 18, 2015.

  1. netmoney1

    netmoney1 Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    This clueless SEO clown has emailed about a dozen SEO agencies over the past week (the stupid fuck is spam emailing any email he can scrape or buy)...it has been a running joke for a while...

    He claims "ANY CITY, ANY KEYWORD, PAGE 1 OF GOOGLE IN 24 HOURS OR LESS"

    Troll him. You will laugh your balls off.

    And the clown has no idea his website is fucking malicious. Jackasses like this make me hate SEO.

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  2. t0mmy

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    Lmfao the bullshit is strong in this one.
     
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  3. Panther28

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    I need to put my glasses on, does that say "tampon internet marketing?"
     
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    Asif WILSON Khan Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    Noobs reaction :p

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    Im 100% sure that he must be a member from WarriorForum...
     
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    I thought the same thing LOL. I'm wearing glasses right now too.
     
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    Anyone with a brain wouldn't trust that nonsense. Real question is, who can i hire here to rank me for a local keyword! I prefer not to click on the SEO spam i get to my email lOl
     
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    As much as i agree. I wonder how many people actually buy this crap.
     
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    A bottom-feeder that makes it harder on the rest of us, indeed some fun will ensue with this tart.
     
  11. nikchaing

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    Ugh, of course he's in Florida too lol
     
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  12. Leith

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    And the best bit... LOL

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    Sitting at crappy dealer waiting for car oil change and wanted to troll from open WiFi and poop it's blocked
     
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    If he can rank any keyword in just 24 hours.
    He really no need to waste his time by running SEO service.
     
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    Sad part is someone will hire him and then claim that they hired a white hat seo
     
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  16. netmoney1

    netmoney1 Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    Pimping his bullshit service....spamming.....yet his own fucking site is blocked due to malware. Complete P.O.F.S.
     
  17. netmoney1

    netmoney1 Executive VIP Jr. VIP

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    We should have a contest...best emil convo with this clown wins.

    Maybe I'll ask him to rank 10 dildo keywords..."I'm really struggling with ranking '16 inch double ended dong'...can you help? and in 24 hours?"
     
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    Please PM me Email so i can have my go at it haha
     
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    I wish this guy was trolling so I could call him a genius
     
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    Should be Tophat Internet Marketing.... what a load of crap