This invention will change the world

leechesBleechin said:
I was just kidding ofc :p, But I have used the bathroom in this way before and it's always been the most incredible :poop: I've ever had., Everything just lines up perfectly. It's a real shame squat toilets aren't more prevalent in my country. Probably don't hang your ass out the window though, i could think of a few reasons why that's a bad idea :p
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Mate a lot of the Indian toilets you have you wipe you ass with hands :D
 
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Post-defecation cleansing is rarely discussed. On a serious note, I would like to mention something.
In different parts of the world, people follow different socially acquired behaviors. Hence, in some parts of the world, people just use toilet tissue, wipe off with toilet tissue and that is it. In certain parts of the world, people just use a water jet and that is it.
However, do note that human feces carry pathogens (bad bacteria) and upon defecation a lot of pathogens (bad bacteria) are ejected in our poop (shit) and when we do a mere tissue wipe or a mere water jet wash, that DOES NOT kill all those pathogens (bad bacteria), which in those cases, will still be present (remnants) in the outer area of the anus after a tissue wipe or a water jet wash. Remnants of such bad becteria can cause skin irritations and / or even sometimes an infection.
Hence, it is always better to actually (after each defecation), wash the outer anus with soap (and water). Ofcourse do not use any harsh soaps. One can use normal bath soap that is gentle on the skin. And after that also separately wash your hands properly. Ofcourse almost no antimicrobial soap can kill 100% of all germs.

If possible use an antibacterial soap for sensitive skin for the above mentioned purpose (an example is Dove Care and Protect Antibacterial Beauty Bar).
In some studies it is still not clear whether or in what circumstances anti-bacterial soaps offer an advantage, however soap has superior effect on the removal of bacteria compared to only using water and / or tissue paper.

NOTE : I have ensured that my reply / comment above does not pertain to pharma and does not pertain to medical advice, as it does not contain any aspect that construes a medical advice, nor have I mentioned any pharma types of product(s), does not pertain to any solution to any medical condition(s). Its is just only about general hygiene and sanitation.
 
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Raj Kesu said:
Post-defecation cleansing is rarely discussed. On a serious note, I would like to mention something.
In different parts of the world, people follow different socially acquired behaviors. Hence, in some parts of the world, people just use toilet tissue, wipe off with toilet tissue and that is it. In certain parts of the world, people just use a water jet and that is it.
However, do note that human feces carry pathogens (bad bacteria) and upon defecation a lot of pathogens (bad bacteria) are ejected in our poop (shit) and when we do a mere tissue wipe or a mere water jet wash, that DOES NOT kill all those pathogens (bad bacteria), which in those cases, will still be present (remnants) in the outer area of the anus after a tissue wipe or a water jet wash. Remnants of such bad becteria can cause skin irritations and / or even sometimes an infection.
Hence, it is always better to actually (after each defecation), wash the outer anus with soap (and water). Ofcourse do not use any harsh soaps. One can use normal bath soap that is gentle on the skin. And after that also separately wash your hands properly. Ofcourse almost no antimicrobial soap can kill 100% of all germs.

If possible use an antibacterial soap for sensitive skin for the above mentioned purpose (an example is Dove Care and Protect Antibacterial Beauty Bar).
In some studies it is still not clear whether or in what circumstances anti-bacterial soaps offer an advantage, however soap has superior effect on the removal of bacteria compared to only using water and / or tissue paper.

NOTE : I have ensured that my reply / comment above does not pertain to pharma and does not pertain to medical advice, as it does not contain any aspect that construes a medical advice, nor have I mentioned any pharma types of product(s), does not pertain to any solution to any medical condition(s). Its is just only about general hygiene and sanitation.
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How did that proverb go? "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger"
 
Taking a dump will never be the same again. Crazy!! Did you patent your invention?
 
leechesBleechin said:
"Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger"
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Could be true. But, let us consider a scenario where that man did not wash his butt with soap and water (wiped only with tissue), so the butt remains smelly. However, after that he did wash his hands with soap & water. In this scenario, this man who may go to bed, may wake up with an itchy butt, but not with any smelly finger, assuming the soap with which he washed his hands is a good enough soap to remove the smell. So, in other words, conditions apply (both to the proverb as well as washing butt with soap and water).

EDITED later to address @prey24 : And it is good when a weekend type of thread enlightens and sometimes educates us about some general life aspects, such as hygiene and sanitation or anything that relates to us staying healthy. As no matter if you are into internet marketing or any other work, staying healthy is the most important aspect of being productive. I wish everyone good health, always take care of your health, let that always be your first & most important goal apart from other goals.
 
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Raj Kesu said:
Post-defecation cleansing is rarely discussed. On a serious note, I would like to mention something.
In different parts of the world, people follow different socially acquired behaviors. Hence, in some parts of the world, people just use toilet tissue, wipe off with toilet tissue and that is it. In certain parts of the world, people just use a water jet and that is it.
However, do note that human feces carry pathogens (bad bacteria) and upon defecation a lot of pathogens (bad bacteria) are ejected in our poop (shit) and when we do a mere tissue wipe or a mere water jet wash, that DOES NOT kill all those pathogens (bad bacteria), which in those cases, will still be present (remnants) in the outer area of the anus after a tissue wipe or a water jet wash. Remnants of such bad becteria can cause skin irritations and / or even sometimes an infection.
Hence, it is always better to actually (after each defecation), wash the outer anus with soap (and water). Ofcourse do not use any harsh soaps. One can use normal bath soap that is gentle on the skin. And after that also separately wash your hands properly. Ofcourse almost no antimicrobial soap can kill 100% of all germs.

If possible use an antibacterial soap for sensitive skin for the above mentioned purpose (an example is Dove Care and Protect Antibacterial Beauty Bar).
In some studies it is still not clear whether or in what circumstances anti-bacterial soaps offer an advantage, however soap has superior effect on the removal of bacteria compared to only using water and / or tissue paper.

NOTE : I have ensured that my reply / comment above does not pertain to pharma and does not pertain to medical advice, as it does not contain any aspect that construes a medical advice, nor have I mentioned any pharma types of product(s), does not pertain to any solution to any medical condition(s). Its is just only about general hygiene and sanitation.
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couldn't I just shove shampoo in my ass
 
filiposlovni said:
couldn't I just shove shampoo in my ass
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Yes, ofcourse you could after consulting a medical expert. However, there is a difference between could and should. If you asked with "should", then I'd say rather consult a medical expert about that. But, since you asked if you "could", then the answer is "yes". But, still, whatever it may be "could" or "should", regarding your question, or about shoving anything up the ass, better to consult a medical expert please.
Nonetheless, I am determined along with you to make this thread the "hottest" thread of this weekend ;) , with or without soap and with or without shampoo ;)
By the way, when my butt itches (though it rarely does), I apply some petroleum jelly (outer area only) : this is a common & safe relief and needs no medical expert's intervention.
 
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leechesBleechin said:
How did that proverb go? "Man who go to bed with itchy butt wake up with smelly finger"
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It would go well as long as there is something monetizable in it. In this case there are 3 aspects that are monetizable from a business point of view : Solutions for 1) an itchy butt, 2) smelly finger and 3) a smelly bed.
However, from a business point of view it is better to have a products funnel.
If one solves only the itchy butt issue, then there will be no smelly finger and no smelly bed.
If one solves only the smelly finger issue, then there will still be the itchy butt issue (with some rare exceptions), but no smelly bed issue.
If one solves only the smelly bed issue, there will still be the itchy butt and also the smelly finger issue.
One must perform a deep business analysis to see which solutions to offer and how, in order to have the most optimum products funnel, for maximum profitability.
Bottomline : Smell sells ("smell" is a marketable "commodity" o_O ).
 
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I Invent things much faster that other guys do.
I wipe my ass first, then do the shitting and walk off.
Trust me - It saved me a lot of time and increased my productivity.
 
Raj Kesu said:
Yes, ofcourse you could after consulting a medical expert. However, there is a difference between could and should. If you asked with "should", then I'd say rather consult a medical expert about that. But, since you asked if you "could", then the answer is "yes". But, still, whatever it may be "could" or "should", regarding your question, or about shoving anything up the ass, better to consult a medical expert please.
Nonetheless, I am determined along with you to make this thread the "hottest" thread of this weekend ;) , with or without soap and with or without shampoo ;)
By the way, when my butt itches (though it rarely does), I apply some petroleum jelly (outer area only) : this is a common & safe relief and needs no medical expert's intervention.
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I also found a solution for sweaty ass, when my ass starts sweating I know it's time to shave it! Only thing is that it itches for the first few days after shaving it...
 
filiposlovni said:
I also found a solution for sweaty ass, when my ass starts sweating I know it's time to shave it! Only thing is that it itches for the first few days after shaving it...
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Do you wear underwear ? If yes then do you wear tight underwears ? Excess perspiration or moisture may become trapped in the outer anal area if constricting or tight-fitting underwear is worn. And if f you wear underwear, then wear only 100% cotton underwears. About the itchiness after shaving, try the normal safe soothing remedy : petroleum jelly. If itching is persistent, then you will have to consult a relevant expert.
 
Raj Kesu said:
Do you wear underwear ? If yes then do you wear tight underwears ? Excess perspiration or moisture may become trapped in the outer anal area if constricting or tight-fitting underwear is worn. And if f you wear underwear, then wear only 100% cotton underwears. About the itchiness after shaving, try the normal safe soothing remedy : petroleum jelly. If itching is persistent, then you will have to consult a relevant expert.
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The itchiness is due to freshly cut ass hair, they are sharp for a couple of days.
 
Raj Kesu said:
Do you wear underwear ? If yes then do you wear tight underwears ? Excess perspiration or moisture may become trapped in the outer anal area if constricting or tight-fitting underwear is worn. And if f you wear underwear, then wear only 100% cotton underwears. About the itchiness after shaving, try the normal safe soothing remedy : petroleum jelly. If itching is persistent, then you will have to consult a relevant expert.
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Are you some certified ass doctor or smth
 
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