filiposlovni
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So, guys, yesterday I found out that wiping your ass after shitting is ten times more effective sitting than standing up!
This invention will change the world
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leechesBleechin
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Now upgrade to baby wipes (just dont flush em)
filiposlovni
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I plan to take a shit while crouching next time
leechesBleechin
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I've done this before - than my wife walked in and asked why I'm shitting on the bathroom floor
filiposlovni
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I was thinking on doing it while hanging on the window
leechesBleechin
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I was just kidding ofc
, But I have used the bathroom in this way before and it's always been the most incredible I've ever had., Everything just lines up perfectly. It's a real shame squat toilets aren't more prevalent in my country. Probably don't hang your ass out the window though, i could think of a few reasons why that's a bad idea 
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I was just kidding ofc
two weeks ago I quoted you as the most valuable, most insightful, intelligent non jr vip due to your top notch quality threads and posts which ALWAYS inspire all of us...
Once again, you enlightened us all!
CarlosBehignos
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y'all still wipe? no judgement here but washing with your bare hands is much better
leechesBleechin
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I agree with everything you said except the sarcastic part
Willyfish
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I agree with everything you said except the sarcastic part
I am never sarcastic
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Chris Newman
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Is that an "invention" : Whether one does that 1 minute after or 100 minutes after or while standing or while sitting, irrespective of all that, is wiping ass after shitting an invention ?
If you ever goof up like this in a document that has to be submitted for example for a legal purpose, you may end up is some real shit with no option to ever wipe your ass (neither while standing nor while sitting).
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lol
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Last year I found out women were doing it all the time. Incredible.
you can’t even imagine and it’s hard to realize the amount of knowledge these ancient creatures have on their hands
it’s a good weekend thread and a fascinating discovery indeed, but with every great new discovery, there’s a whole new adaptation phase.
I’d rather stand up with pride while I wipe, than sitting there like a cheap coward.
this might ruin my post reputation, but it’s about pride so effective my ass, Literally.
For example squat toilets are a thing I guess, great invention. Just like nukes etc. it’s both a give and a take I guess.. some of us are old school and I better be safe.
Great method though OP!