The World's Biggest FUCK YOU Thread
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BLacKHaTSuffeR
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- May 5, 2008
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Fuck you bs gurus !
Cookiehunter
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- Nov 8, 2008
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Fuck this TimeWaste Thread. How funny.
PS: fuck ebay :ebay: , paypal and google. And fuck me for having no alternative.
PS: fuck ebay :ebay: , paypal and google. And fuck me for having no alternative.
risefromdeath
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- Jul 1, 2009
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FUCK THE DAMN PAYPAL for limiting three of my accounts
FUCK damn adsense for rejecting me the 7th time
FUCK damn adsense for rejecting me the 7th time
MachTurtle
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- Sep 12, 2009
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FUCK APPLEBEES.
And every other mediocre restaurant regime.
And every other mediocre restaurant regime.
12inchpianist
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- Dec 19, 2008
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Are you sure you wanna fuck me?
Fuck you to :flame:
The world record holder for most games played in Halo. FUCK YOU SLIM.
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Fuck capitalism. Fuck the fact that the only way to escape slavery is to force others into it. Fuck the fact that dozens, if not hundreds of families are educated so poorly that they're in debt because of products I promote.
Fuck our government. Fuck parliamentary democracy, which never resembles the will of the people. Fuck the fact that when it does, the outcome is plainly idiotic, because that is what people in general are.
Fuck religions (stop reading here if you're religious). Never have I encountered a system (or systems that are*) that is so bluntly retarded, so contradictory, so hypocritical and so obviously wrong, but still gets to exploit millions upon millions of humans without a proper business plan.
Fuck online marketing. You don't serve any purpose, you worthless construct. Why would you promote on-line products to internet-savvy people, when you can promote on-line services to people off-line, and have tons of free traffic and a major conversion rate?
Fuck education. You are currently built to deceive people, pretentious at you are, and convey the message of holding valuable information. YOU DON'T. The current educational system only pins you down right where the governments want you: 9-5, slaves of capitalism. Were we to make a different system, where education is meant purely for education, all students are taught subjects they have a will to educate themselves in and have talent for, research is not meant for economical gain but rather for the improvement of society, this would be a world worth living in.
Fuck people. You are all stupid, and couldn't differentiate right from wrong, good from bad or beneficial from malicious if the things, real or abstract, had labels on it.
Fuck mathematics. You know you are awesome, but you were the only thing I didn't ace.
Fuck morality, or more so, the fake, hypocritical morality Christianity has forced down the throat of educated people. Fuck your unbased discrimination of homosexuals and paedophiliacs on account of emotional appeals. Fuck the fact that you can't use logic to differentiate people with different sexual orientations from rapists.
Fuck Christianity in particular. By destroying libraries of civilized groups and nations, you hit us back 1500 years in development. Even today, you stall progress on the areas of politics, morality, ethics and individual interaction.
Fuck pro-choicers and fuck pro-lifers. All of your arguments are based on straw men and/or emotional appeals, instead of factual, empirical and logical data. Pro-choice is ANTI-ABORTION, not ANTI-WOMEN. Men don't get to decide over the life or non-life (because death apparently isn't applicable) of their children, so why would women? Use your common sense, if you have any, and use anti-conception.
Fuck emotions. Though based on established logical tracks, you are generated subconsciously and hardly care if there is missing information that will sway the direction you should go in.
Fuck EA, for the future ruining of the storyline of CnC4. Kane is immortal (as granted/forced by God), you can't beat him. Either humans ascend to a higher state, or all humans, aside from Kane, die. Not GDI wins, as you do with every American-ish faction.
Fuck America. You have done nothing but fight wars with countries for economical gain, under the pretense of freedom, bringing democracy or terrorism (which is really nothing more than a war between Christianity and Islam, anyway - or it would be, weren't it for the fact that you make too much money of it to settle the differences (hint: politicians having stocks in arms manufacturers - WWII, much?).
Fuck love, and the society that idolizes it. Don't you realize that if you glorify a basic emotion that is present in all humans (and most other mammals), to a point in which rationale is taken over by mere delusions, it intoxicates the mind and inhibits proper reactions and societal protocol?
The aspects of love are meant for one of three things: lust is meant to get you to fuck a girl, and hopefully impregnate her, affection is meant to preserve lust until you do, and emotional commitment is there to guarantee the child makes it into adulthood.
It's called evolutionary biology, fags, learn it. Fuck love for being an extent of possessiveness, and nothing more. On that same note: fuck guys who beat up guys who date/fuck/make out with their girlfriend. Your girlfriend is cheating, not that guy, you fuck. She's not your possession.
Fuck Karma, and the people who keep using that term. There is no such thing as a divine balance in morality. First off, some people are incapable of having said morality. Second, morality is subjective. Third, every shred of evidence points to the fact that good and bad shit happens to people, and that's it. People demand vindication when other people mistreat them, and that's what sets the supposed "balance". Prove me wrong, or stop annoying me with that same rotten concept every other threat.
Fuck the fact that admins here demand respect, yet give little. Fuck the fact that a person's value is judged by his thanks, even though everyone know a [GET] for a crappy product gives you 50x more thanks than contributing to a thread of a newbie that needs help, even when you share 5-10 new methods or variations thereof in the process.
And lastly, and foremost, fuck my parents. FUCK YOU. Fuck you for portraying me as a problem, while it was apparent I was just a kid with little social knowledge to speak off, and when all this time it was evident it was YOU who had the problem, and I suffered because of it. Fuck you for automatically disapproving of every decision I made, valid as they may be.
Fuck you for making an asylum believe for 3 whole years I was genuinely unable to communicate properly, while this was only ever the case with you. Fuck you for simply denying logic, and fuck the rotten system that automatically grants parents the ability to have their son be imprisoned and in nuthouse, without any proper grounds.
Fuck you for making my psychiatrist diagnose me falsely, fuck you for never admitting I was right and you were wrong, even when every person we knew agreed on that. Fuck you for doing that to such an extent, that even hand-written files from psychiatric and court decisions weren't enough to convince you you weren't infallible, and that you have been wrong about everything all this time.
Fuck you for tormenting me for 3 years, and not stopping afterward. Fuck you for all the requests you made for me to be put back in that asylum, even when Youthcare, the asylum, all psychiatrists and psychologists said they couldn't treat, because there was no problem.
Fuck you for ruining my childhood, which forced me to completely rebuild my life. I could have gotten so much farther than I have now.
Fuck that all this pure logic and demonstrably supportive evidence could not stack up to your emotional appeals, because of our Christian government.
----
Note that, even though these feelings conveyed above are genuine, I still love it here, and I love all you guys that forgo the standard routine of requesting bans on newbies who are too dumb to read Forum Rules. You guys are awesome <3
Fuck our government. Fuck parliamentary democracy, which never resembles the will of the people. Fuck the fact that when it does, the outcome is plainly idiotic, because that is what people in general are.
Fuck religions (stop reading here if you're religious). Never have I encountered a system (or systems that are*) that is so bluntly retarded, so contradictory, so hypocritical and so obviously wrong, but still gets to exploit millions upon millions of humans without a proper business plan.
Fuck online marketing. You don't serve any purpose, you worthless construct. Why would you promote on-line products to internet-savvy people, when you can promote on-line services to people off-line, and have tons of free traffic and a major conversion rate?
Fuck education. You are currently built to deceive people, pretentious at you are, and convey the message of holding valuable information. YOU DON'T. The current educational system only pins you down right where the governments want you: 9-5, slaves of capitalism. Were we to make a different system, where education is meant purely for education, all students are taught subjects they have a will to educate themselves in and have talent for, research is not meant for economical gain but rather for the improvement of society, this would be a world worth living in.
Fuck people. You are all stupid, and couldn't differentiate right from wrong, good from bad or beneficial from malicious if the things, real or abstract, had labels on it.
Fuck mathematics. You know you are awesome, but you were the only thing I didn't ace.
Fuck morality, or more so, the fake, hypocritical morality Christianity has forced down the throat of educated people. Fuck your unbased discrimination of homosexuals and paedophiliacs on account of emotional appeals. Fuck the fact that you can't use logic to differentiate people with different sexual orientations from rapists.
Fuck Christianity in particular. By destroying libraries of civilized groups and nations, you hit us back 1500 years in development. Even today, you stall progress on the areas of politics, morality, ethics and individual interaction.
Fuck pro-choicers and fuck pro-lifers. All of your arguments are based on straw men and/or emotional appeals, instead of factual, empirical and logical data. Pro-choice is ANTI-ABORTION, not ANTI-WOMEN. Men don't get to decide over the life or non-life (because death apparently isn't applicable) of their children, so why would women? Use your common sense, if you have any, and use anti-conception.
Fuck emotions. Though based on established logical tracks, you are generated subconsciously and hardly care if there is missing information that will sway the direction you should go in.
Fuck EA, for the future ruining of the storyline of CnC4. Kane is immortal (as granted/forced by God), you can't beat him. Either humans ascend to a higher state, or all humans, aside from Kane, die. Not GDI wins, as you do with every American-ish faction.
Fuck America. You have done nothing but fight wars with countries for economical gain, under the pretense of freedom, bringing democracy or terrorism (which is really nothing more than a war between Christianity and Islam, anyway - or it would be, weren't it for the fact that you make too much money of it to settle the differences (hint: politicians having stocks in arms manufacturers - WWII, much?).
Fuck love, and the society that idolizes it. Don't you realize that if you glorify a basic emotion that is present in all humans (and most other mammals), to a point in which rationale is taken over by mere delusions, it intoxicates the mind and inhibits proper reactions and societal protocol?
The aspects of love are meant for one of three things: lust is meant to get you to fuck a girl, and hopefully impregnate her, affection is meant to preserve lust until you do, and emotional commitment is there to guarantee the child makes it into adulthood.
It's called evolutionary biology, fags, learn it. Fuck love for being an extent of possessiveness, and nothing more. On that same note: fuck guys who beat up guys who date/fuck/make out with their girlfriend. Your girlfriend is cheating, not that guy, you fuck. She's not your possession.
Fuck Karma, and the people who keep using that term. There is no such thing as a divine balance in morality. First off, some people are incapable of having said morality. Second, morality is subjective. Third, every shred of evidence points to the fact that good and bad shit happens to people, and that's it. People demand vindication when other people mistreat them, and that's what sets the supposed "balance". Prove me wrong, or stop annoying me with that same rotten concept every other threat.
Fuck the fact that admins here demand respect, yet give little. Fuck the fact that a person's value is judged by his thanks, even though everyone know a [GET] for a crappy product gives you 50x more thanks than contributing to a thread of a newbie that needs help, even when you share 5-10 new methods or variations thereof in the process.
And lastly, and foremost, fuck my parents. FUCK YOU. Fuck you for portraying me as a problem, while it was apparent I was just a kid with little social knowledge to speak off, and when all this time it was evident it was YOU who had the problem, and I suffered because of it. Fuck you for automatically disapproving of every decision I made, valid as they may be.
Fuck you for making an asylum believe for 3 whole years I was genuinely unable to communicate properly, while this was only ever the case with you. Fuck you for simply denying logic, and fuck the rotten system that automatically grants parents the ability to have their son be imprisoned and in nuthouse, without any proper grounds.
Fuck you for making my psychiatrist diagnose me falsely, fuck you for never admitting I was right and you were wrong, even when every person we knew agreed on that. Fuck you for doing that to such an extent, that even hand-written files from psychiatric and court decisions weren't enough to convince you you weren't infallible, and that you have been wrong about everything all this time.
Fuck you for tormenting me for 3 years, and not stopping afterward. Fuck you for all the requests you made for me to be put back in that asylum, even when Youthcare, the asylum, all psychiatrists and psychologists said they couldn't treat, because there was no problem.
Fuck you for ruining my childhood, which forced me to completely rebuild my life. I could have gotten so much farther than I have now.
Fuck that all this pure logic and demonstrably supportive evidence could not stack up to your emotional appeals, because of our Christian government.
----
Note that, even though these feelings conveyed above are genuine, I still love it here, and I love all you guys that forgo the standard routine of requesting bans on newbies who are too dumb to read Forum Rules. You guys are awesome <3
im n0t lurer
Regular Member
- Jun 29, 2009
- 229
- 54
fuck you post diggers 
TheSlugClub
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- Apr 7, 2009
- 269
- 115
fuck you adsense
TheSlugClub
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- Apr 7, 2009
- 269
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noobs can. i bet they can.
MikeHustle
Power Member
- Mar 1, 2009
- 635
- 241
Fuck That Kid Who Was Locked Up In An Asylum For 3 Years.
James Bond 009
Registered Member
- Sep 27, 2009
- 63
- 8
Fuck you craigslist!! For making it only possible for the pro's to get their ads to stick! And fuck you for ghosting my ads!
Fuck you CL faggot happy flaggers who have no life!
Fuck you for taking away: "The Freedom to Market" with having to change IP's/proxies yadda yadda
Fuck you IP addresses! Again, boils down to "The Freedom to Market" Maybe one day someone will invent computers/internet providers that don't rely on IP addresses. Then we can all make money!
Fuck corporate america!
Fuck the government!
Fuck you CL faggot happy flaggers who have no life!
Fuck you for taking away: "The Freedom to Market" with having to change IP's/proxies yadda yadda
Fuck you IP addresses! Again, boils down to "The Freedom to Market" Maybe one day someone will invent computers/internet providers that don't rely on IP addresses. Then we can all make money!
Fuck corporate america!
Fuck the government!
yungmoney313
Registered Member
- Jan 16, 2009
- 93
- 13
Fuck the whole world..
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