Hrmm.. while I agree the idea of the post was stupid.. who cares, it's in the lounge.. so i'll give this a shot.
Fuck You Facebook - I'm tired of clicking on people to chat with them but they're offline.. and who knows how long they've actually been offline.. and some times you'll just sit there and say "sending..." "sending..." "message not received..." FUCK YOU!
Fuck You Nigeria - You never scammed me.. but when ever I tried to sell an electronic product on Ebay 3 years ago, you fuckers always outbid a real human bidder than tried to get me to ship to you in advance.. I mean I was new to the net and all but come on.. how fucking stupid do you have to be to fall for that?
Fuck You PayPal- You and your fucking one sided business. You think you're fucking God doing what ever you want with people's money.. oh and I just love how you will auto-give back people money if they say "Oh I was hacked" or "Oh I never received anything".
Fuck You DP - U can has a FREEE fuck u becuz u r all annoying wit broken english. u can has english lessons free review kopiez on me! Stop fucking talking English if you don't know it.. and for the love of god you cheap little bastards, stop wanting every thing for free.. what's with you people? Oh and one more thing.. MODS.. STOP FUCKING BANNING PEOPLE FOR NO REASON AT ALL...
I swear to god you pricks ban people just for fun or if one of your competitors has a decent BST thread going.. or maybe you just have a hate towards people who speak English correctly.. Every time I answer someone's question, I run a risk because I have been banned quite a few times for "bumping", but when all I did was answer someone's question. And fuck you Indians who keep charging people's money back..
Fuck Warrior Forum - I do not understand honestly how you fucking morons get out of bed on your own every morning.. I seriously get head aches and want to slam my fist through a window reading the fucking idiotic posts in that forum. You all talk like gurus but when I read your posts by some of the most "respected" members there, I want to gouge out my own eye balls and skull fuck myself.
This forum probably gets the biggest fuck you, because you are all just so damn stupid.. I don't know how you all make it.. I seriously don't. I wish that forum would disappear off of the face of the earth.
Fuck You Publishers Clearing House- I wish you bastards would stop sending me e-mails to enter into your contest.. I entered once and that should be it.. but I keep receiving e-mails every day "you haven't received your super prize entry yet." Stfu, just give me the $100,000 weekly
Fuck You Cash Warner - Any man who has fucked Jessica Alba deserves a big FUCK YOU!
Fuck You Time Warner - Since when in your contract did it say, "for now on in the local mid-west Ohio area, we're only going to hire complete fucking retards who don't know anything about computers or internet or none the less how to wipe their own ass." Oh and I just love when you come to fix things... "oh well.. hang tight.. we'll be there between 8 am tomorrow and in a few months."
Thanks for this "NEW" 2000 Motorola modem though.. thank god we got something new, I thought you idiots were going to give us something old again.. thank god though.
Fuck You WoW - I miss you

You are one addictive game... must.. fight... urge...
Fuck You AC - How could I forget? I remember when you used to pay $5 per article as an average but now people are lucky to even get their articles accepted.. it's like you guys just randomly spin a wheel and go "Nah.." and even the ones you do accept are piss poor paid anyway.. might as well be outsourced by a fucking Indian and you could make more money.
Fuck You Alienware - For being so over priced.. the quality and products are fantastic BUT DAMN do you think the pricing for it is necessary?