The Panda Attacks! Oh My!

tacitinc

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• Nov 12, 2011

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That's the Google panda screwing a real panda. He does that for fun, whenever he gets bored with screwing websites and IMers.

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Yeah with his ridiculous work schedule in mountain view, you know.. sitting around with all the googites (yes i said that) smoking 50 pd crack rockets and coming up with their next algorithm change...

I personally went to the zoo yesterday, and got some revenge on one of the little bastards. see below, and please do not be offended

 

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Just bumping around minding my own business and next thing you know I spot a very familiar no account so and so lurking!

Am I seeing things?

Looks like the Bamboo eating, site deranking so and so is hiding!

 

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Oh Great!

Now is is mapping out his actions!

 

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He makes a phone call to one of his cronies.

And then hits the ATM to carry out his nefarious plan!

 

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He blocks me from here!

And then he does the same here!

He's like some kind of content blocker on Bamboo!

 

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Punk is telling me I have to be a member to enter... says to enter my email address and I'll get access and a chance to win a 100.00 Walmart card... sounds like some kind of scam!

 

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He's a deceiving sort as it seems he is loved by so many!

Happy little Blogspot guy that makes his money using Clickbank offers driving traffic using social bookmarking:

This guy claims to be a c# coding expert.

And this young lady loves the Panda so much that she even wears his shirt! There is no way she owns 5 autoblogs like she told me!

Why is this Panda so popular when he does all he can to de-rank so many sites?

 

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Even penguins look up to him!

And some just downright love him!

 

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Now I get it... he is buying them snacks to love him!

What a way to get people to look past your decision to de-rank perfectly good MFA sites!

 

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This guy is an Anti-Pandite!

His sites all got de-ranked and now he has to work a concession stand at an Orlando theme park... not a happy camper at all!

 

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Looks like he is finally kicking back and having an adult beverage.

The bartender asked him if he wanted to get something to eat and he said no.

Barkeep "You have been walking all day long and you're not hungry?"

Panda "Of course not!"

Barkeep "Why not, Panda?"

Panda "Because...




I'm




stuffed!!!!"


He thinks he is a comedian, the rat beast!

 

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This thread is epic.. Soo funny!

BTB, if you get the chance, could you ask the Panda if he has any siblings, cos' i'd love to get myself one of those!

Thanks

 

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He hangs out with some very strange people!!

Bunch of angry guys are his friends.

What in the world? These guys all have Blue heads!

Now we know why he is such a bad Panda... he hangs out with pirates... he probably downloads torrents and is hiding that fact!

 

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>>Oh, My, God<<
^^^^^^^^

The story of the BTB Panda, what a great journey he has/had with you Greg Keep it up


(PS BTB's wierdest thread )?

 

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I always wondered about Athleted and now I have proof that he and the Panda updates are in the same bed:

 

Scripteen

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• Nov 26, 2011

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Stop making that panda more famous. It had enough publicity already.

 

TNphoneman

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Great day today but this is one of many so we need to keep an eye out. Outsourced a new project today

He got one

Over all it was a good day.