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The Panda Attacks! Oh My!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by BassTrackerBoats, Oct 28, 2011.

  1. BassTrackerBoats

    BassTrackerBoats Moderator Staff Member Moderator Jr. VIP

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    We catch him in the Squirrel feeder:

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    Then he hops into the tree:

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    The chicken runs back to his house:

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    But Google and Teedie jump him:

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    He ran out front and tried to jump on my wife's bicycle:

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    Busted he hops into the 35:

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    We nail him there and he jumps over to rip the 9:

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    No Go, Panda, we are going to fry you up:

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    Dang! the pan is too small, let's nuke you:

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    Nah, your meat will be too tough so we'll Nu-Wave you:

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    Not the best option... grill the little so and so:

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    Stick a fork in him; he is done:

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  2. 2DHades

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    rofl haha :) nice 1
     
  3. Colton127

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    I hate it when the Panda attacks!
     
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    Haha Greg utilising his household items to kill a poor cuddly toy !
     
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  5. steelballs

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    A Panda Bear walks into a café and orders a sandwich and a drink. After he is finished eating, the waiter comes over to bring him the check. When the waiter arrives at the table, he just starts to ask 'Would you like any des...' Then the Panda Bear reaches into his fur, pulls out a gun, and shoots the waiter dead. The Panda Bear then wipes off his chin with his napkin, gets up, and starts to walk out. Just as he is about to go through the door, the manager grabs him. 'Wait a minute!' he yells, 'You just killed my best waiter! Besides that, you didn't even pay for your sandwich!'

    The Panda Bear grasps the manager by the throat, jacks him up, and growls, 'Hey man! I'm a PANDA! Do you know what that means? Why don't you look it up!'

    At this the Panda walks out the door and ambles down the street. The manager, shaken, returns to his office and consults a dictionary.

    He reads:
    'panda - a large mammal of the Asian mountain forests related to raccoons and true bears and characterized by bold black and white markings. Eats shoots and leaves.'
     
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  6. accelerator_dd

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    hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha Loving it!

    Can we post request where we want to see the Panda next? 10 Jr. VIPs saying where they'd love to see the panda next?
     
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    You have too much time on your hands BTB.

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    LoL.. I clicked thinking I would learn something... And I did!!
     
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    seriously dude.. he's on De-Indexing'in Spree...
     
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    Damn that panda! it almost got all niches!
     
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  11. BassTrackerBoats

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    Looks like he is done as we are sticking a fork in him...

    But...

    If he survives rumor is that he will head out of town!
     
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    creative thread put a smile on my face
     
  13. BassTrackerBoats

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    Nuts!

    He got away and now he is just taunting me:

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    I got angry so I called the cops on the little so and so:

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    Seems those guys couldn't reign him in and he is now on the lam:

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    I'm going to chase him down, cut him into little pieces and throw him in the drink!
     
  14. BassTrackerBoats

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    This looks like the little deindexer, doesn't it?

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    Looks a bit chunky... maybe he should mix a salad in with his burgers and shakes.
     
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    We caught him boarding... I bet that he is flying first class!

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    I'm going to grab a ticket and see if I can catch the fat little rodent!
     
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    Google will sand box this thread on disrespect of PANDA so be prepare BTB.
     
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    This so and so ripped my ticket off!

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    He tried to hide from me but I caught him peeking around the corner:

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    Son of a gun is friends with the Flight Attendants and got to sit in the jump seat with free snacks and drinks:

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