The Panda Attacks! Oh My!

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  1. BassTrackerBoats

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    We catch him in the Squirrel feeder:

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    Then he hops into the tree:

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    The chicken runs back to his house:

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    But Google and Teedie jump him:

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    He ran out front and tried to jump on my wife's bicycle:

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    Busted he hops into the 35:

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    We nail him there and he jumps over to rip the 9:

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    No Go, Panda, we are going to fry you up:

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    Dang! the pan is too small, let's nuke you:

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    Nah, your meat will be too tough so we'll Nu-Wave you:

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    Not the best option... grill the little so and so:

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    Stick a fork in him; he is done:

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  2. 2DHades

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    rofl haha :) nice 1
     
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    I hate it when the Panda attacks!
     
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    Haha Greg utilising his household items to kill a poor cuddly toy !
     
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    hahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahaha Loving it!

    Can we post request where we want to see the Panda next? 10 Jr. VIPs saying where they'd love to see the panda next?
     
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    You have too much time on your hands BTB.

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    seriously dude.. he's on De-Indexing'in Spree...
     
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    Damn that panda! it almost got all niches!
     
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    Looks like he is done as we are sticking a fork in him...

    But...

    If he survives rumor is that he will head out of town!
     
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    creative thread put a smile on my face
     
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    Nuts!

    He got away and now he is just taunting me:

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    I got angry so I called the cops on the little so and so:

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    Seems those guys couldn't reign him in and he is now on the lam:

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    I'm going to chase him down, cut him into little pieces and throw him in the drink!
     
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    This looks like the little deindexer, doesn't it?

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    Looks a bit chunky... maybe he should mix a salad in with his burgers and shakes.
     
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    We caught him boarding... I bet that he is flying first class!

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    I'm going to grab a ticket and see if I can catch the fat little rodent!
     
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    Google will sand box this thread on disrespect of PANDA so be prepare BTB.
     
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    Lol... thats a nice one...
     
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    This so and so ripped my ticket off!

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    He tried to hide from me but I caught him peeking around the corner:

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    Son of a gun is friends with the Flight Attendants and got to sit in the jump seat with free snacks and drinks:

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