The Panda Attacks! Oh My!

Punk Panda is actually a DP guy... we caught him doing the "tourist" thing today... claims his wife has never been to NYC and was obligated.

I rally don't believe him at all.

Here he is at Times Square:

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He had a convo with some crazy giant stuffed animal walking around:

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Hanging with some guys from Godspell... maybe he is not all bad:

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Ordering from Harrington's near MSG... STILL using my CCs!

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I canceled my cards after Visa, Mastercard and Amex all called me so he's eating on the cheap now and trying to fly under the radar but I know it is him:

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I got my new cards via Fedex and he already hacked my wallet and hit Jack Dempsey's:

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If only Jack were around to punch his lights out!

Now the short so and so is just taunting me!

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Who is this de-ranker and why is he trying to torment me?

PANDA!!!!
 
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J1218 said:
On a more serious note, how are all these people reacting when you want them to take pictures with a stuffed panda? lol
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They fear the Panda, these people do, and thus do what they are told!

Godspell guys said they would do anything for the Panda... airline guy volunteered the seat for the Panda... the Halloween wait staff volunteered after checking his ID of course.
 
Rumor has it that the no account, non site loving so and so has been kidnapped!

We have a few leads but it appears that it is Irish Mafia!

He may not survive that crew!
 
I'm looking forward to the next epic episode of "The Panda Attacks!" :D:D
 
where did u get that panda?
is it trained or born this way?
 
Mutikasa said:
where did u get that panda?
is it trained or born this way?
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The Panda is a Google freak... looking to affect websites in the SERPS.

My goal is to catch him and emasculate the so and so.

Once we can do that he will be eliminated from those of us that make a living from our sites.
 
The good news is that the Irish mafia has eliminated the Panda but, like Jimmy Hoffa, we may never find the body.

The bad news is that we have spotted what is called "Panda Update", aka "Panda 2.5". This update is more aggressive and seems to be more intelligent:

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Also he is not just working with an iPad but has more resources such as a laptop and the latest in cell phone technology!

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He must be stopped!!
 
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We now see why Panda 2.5 is more powerful than the original!

He has state of the art exercise equipment at his disposal:

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Can lift twice his body weight:

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Doesn't just hop on a machine but programs it first:

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And apparently knows that he needs to stay toned as well as bulked up:

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This is one Very, Very smart de-ranker!
 
Why the hell Google call it Panda for? I used to love that cute animal, now Google has transform it into a beast. Thanks BTB for putting up this thread it's a breath of fresh air that all that I need right now.
 
Apparently this guy has some well to do friends!

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As well as a bit of a drinking problem as he is often see in the local bars and taverns!

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I've enlisted these 2 guys to help me out as their sites dropped to page 3 in Google:

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For some crazy reason chicks dig this de-ranking Cutts slave!

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This guy is ARROGANT!

Look at the shirt he is sporting... I caught him checking out BHW and when he scrabbled away got a pic of his shirt.

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This guys is two faced if he is any thing at all... first we nail him hanging with the crew at Occupy Wall Street in Zuccotti Park acting like a 99%er

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Then just hours later he is dining on Sea Bass with Spaghetti Squash, Walnuts and Sherry Sauce.

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He's bogus, I tell ya' BOGUS!
 
Looks like he is going underground!

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He's going to be hard to spot with all the other vermin crawling around in the subway!
 
BTB! You use NYC baseball cap?

That panda makes me so angry that i want to punch holes on my walls!!!
 
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