The Panda Attacks! Oh My!

This guy sure lives the good life... he's getting ready to go out and frolic in the snow at Rockefeller Center!

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Once I catch him, he is in deep sneakers!!!
 
Looks like he got too cold and had to go inside for a little "warm me up"

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This Panda son of a... is living large!

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I called Mat Cutts and asked him how can this dirty vermin afford to live so well and he told me that the beast is sitting on a pile of cash due to all his updates.

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Wait until I get my hands or his fat little neck!
 
Is this some of Atheleted's cash?

No it belongs to the Panda.

I'm pretty sure that Athleted is in the UK so his money would be a different currency (Panda is currently sporting the USD there) although I have no idea what is at the bottom of that pile.

I also have seen that bamboo eating, deindexing, site deranking portly so and so pull out the occasional credit card too so who knows what he'll end up doing next.
 
This guy must be stopped!

He drops 2 bills on lunch and it showed on my CC!

Outrageous!

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I'm not looking forward how much he tipped the waiter.. that's for sure!
 
This guy must be stopped!

He drops 2 bills on lunch and it showed on my CC!

Outrageous!

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I'm not looking forward how much he tipped the waiter.. that's for sure!

That fucker paid $15 for cherries? He's gotta be ballin...
 
What does Panda care?

That fat so and so put it on my CC!

PANDA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh shit, he put it on your CC?!?

Fuck man, you better catch him. Next thing you know he's gonna roll up to your house in a brand new Murcielago paid for with your money.
 
Oh shit, he put it on your CC?!?

Fuck man, you better catch him. Next thing you know he's gonna roll up to your house in a brand new Murcielago paid for with your money.

Once I catch him I'm going to wring his neck or put the fat little so and so on ebay and let someone else deal with his de-ranking antics!

I've got a good tip as to where he is going to show up tomorrow and I've called NY's finest and we are setting up a sting.

That CC ripping, cherry buying, steak and egg eating overgrown vermin will get his due!
 
He is trying to blend in with the locals but I think I see him

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Dang, he got away!
 
This made my night Greg that damn panda got to go from the coast to NYC and all I get to do this weekend is bow hunt you need to send him to Texas so I can site in my rifle
Dizz
 
On a more serious note, how are all these people reacting when you want them to take pictures with a stuffed panda? lol
 
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