The ebaybump client VS The Deplorable Sucker

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The deplorable sucker, after having received multiple review copies and revisions, places a small 10$ safe order.

The ebaybump client doesn't need review copies. He doesn't even know what services the buyer provides. Never ordered less than 1000 dollars of product.

The deplorable sucker has tens of spreadsheets from all sorts of BST providers, all for the purpose of an optimal product to value ratio.

The ebaybump client is nefarious for ordering only from those that have negative reviews.
He likes to give people a second (or thousand) chance.

The deplorable sucker reads the rules and has a throughout understanding of what he can and cannot do.

The ebaybump client opens new marketplace threads in the lounge.

The deplorable sucker tries to suck up to the staff, liking each and every post of theirs, disregarding how inane it is. All that for the purpose of better treatment if he were to commit a misdemenour.

The ebaybump client breaks rules on the go, he posts transaction IDs in journey threads.
Moderators praise his liberating actions.
After getting tired of numerous infractions from jealous admins, he banned Damien himself, effectively becoming the new owner of bhw.

The deplorable sucker tracks the quality of previously used services, testing out their efficacy in an adjacent manner using the many websites he manages.

The ebaybump client doesn't even know what a website is.
Orders out of boredom.

The deplorable sucker spends hours writing a review for the service he had received, noting all the little gems and spots the seller might have missed.

The ebaybump client sets up a bot to review the service he purchased 24/7/365
Never even knows what he received.
Doesn't care.
 
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