*$*$*the BlAcKhAt PoEtRy thread*$*$*

[TheVigilante]

there was a day when they called me a scammer but i proved them wrong and turned into a spammer

 

[dogbyte$]

(dogbytes - it would indeed appear that your keyboard is b0rkens) BTW I hate to break it to you, but lounge posts do not count towards your total. Hmm I love the smell of fail in the morning.

damn! oh well. it's good fun anyway

 

[dogbyte$]

This thread is a little fail,
I think the OP might be confused,
He doesn't know much about our forum yet,
I wonder if he even knows the rules?

This topic is pretty silly,
As our post count will never increase,
But I had to leave another comment here
I couldn't resist the urge to tease.

hey what's your problem, you know i'm a noob
why be so shi**y? why be such a boob?
you were a noob once, do you not recall?
do you like it when as*hats laugh when you fall?
i'm learnin the ropes. i'll be there soon.
so lay off dude. go j/o in your room.

(by the way, nice poem )

 

[H2oBoy]

From a dark time in my life...many years ago:


The days have turned into hours
When the trigger's pulled,
body parts will scour
Hours have turned into minutes
When the shot is fired,
my skull down the middle will split
Minutes are turning into seconds
My time to die now beckons

The time has now come
And when my body hits the floor,
From this earth, I'll be taken from
Just know, time spent with you was an exhilaration
You were my life, my love & my inspiration
But now I'm falling...
Falling for this dark temptation
Can't resist the temptation
Is Satan sending me a personal invitation?
For I don't even have a valid explanation
Yet I have no regrets nor lack the hesitation
Even when I don't know my final destination

Yet, today I feel as if
I must fulfill my obligation
I've done my research..
Completed all my preparation..
Now I jut gotta just sit back & wait
Alone & in total isolation
I pray to God I find salvation
Promise me, when I'm gone,
You'll not speak my name
Not in any conversation!

 

[M1ndfluX]

Money, get away
Get a good job with more pay
And your O.K.

Money, it's a gas
Grab that cash with both hands
And make a stash

New car, caviar, four star daydream
Think I'll buy me a football team

Money get back
I'm all right Jack
Keep your hands off my stack

Money, it's a hit
Don't give me that
Do goody good bullshit

I'm in the hi-fidelity
First class traveling set
And I think I need a Lear jet

Pink Floyd
​

 

[albaniax]

Money on my mind,
I think I'm getting blind.

You say better go to work,
It looks like you are a jerk.

The dollars are flowing in,
and this is only the begin.

Bitches on my dick,
dude..I'm getting rich!

 

[mudbutt]

bhw world haiku
you fail
suck.

 

[dogbyte$]

Alas, BHW noobs are at it again
Their worthless efforts always ending in vain

Stupid Posts to increase counts? That ain't funny
Go take some action first, that's what makes you money!

as i said to Mokodoki a while ago
you don't have to be an a**hat to those who don't know
all of us have been in my position once before
so get off your pedestal & don't hate anymore
i don't give a f**k if this doesn't up my count, alright?
im here at BHW to make $$ and connections. not fight.
hate all you like to make yourself look better and make your ego feel big.
cause all that matters to the true blackhatters is the $$.
so eat my shorts pig.

 

[Mokodoki]

hey what's your problem, you know i'm a noob
why be so shi**y? why be such a boob?
you were a noob once, do you not recall?
do you like it when as*hats laugh when you fall?
i'm learnin the ropes. i'll be there soon.
so lay off dude. go j/o in your room.

(by the way, nice poem )

Your lyrical response amuses me,
I think this should become a sport,
There's nothing like a little poetry
To soften a scathing retort.

If this is how we responded,
Every we got called out,
There would be less anger and butthurt
And less fail all about!

 

[dogbyte$]

damn dudes n dudettes! awesome poetry by hardybents, freefox, H2oBoy, M1ndfluX, albaniax, Mokodoki n all the others who weren't a part of the peanut gallery
brilliant work! keepit comin! more more more!