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*$*$*the BlAcKhAt PoEtRy thread*$*$*

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by dogbyte$, Mar 4, 2011.

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  1. dogbyte$

    dogbyte$ Newbie

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    alright i need to up my post count here so i can start giving out some rep and cuss properly:D. so here's what i got: some f*ed up poetry for you to sink your minds into. come on n join in folks don't be shy!

    rules (yah i know you blackhatters don't care for rules but here ya go anyway):
    must be original, but if you use other's material you must give credit to author.
    no experience req'd.
    doesn't have to rhyme (can be haiku too).
    plz don't be an as*hat and critisize other's poetry. want this to be fun.
    this isn't a competition. don't get all stupid about it.

    ok here we go. i'll start with my motto...


    ask me how do you get into biz
    and i'll say it's as easy as taking a wiz
    f*ckity-f**k go make a buck
    then reinvest and make more
    good luck!
    :D


    your turn.
     
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  2. BENNY8877

    BENNY8877 Supreme Member

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    Don't push me 'cuz I'm close to the edge
    I'm trying not to lose my head
    Uh huh ha ha ha
    It's like a jungle sometimes
    It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under
     
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  3. dogbyte$

    dogbyte$ Newbie

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    that's so good it could be a song :D
     
  4. wrangler

    wrangler Regular Member

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    Keyboard is Broken
    Epileptic Caps-Lock Key
    This is for the bIrD$***11
     
  5. wrangler

    wrangler Regular Member

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    (dogbytes - it would indeed appear that your keyboard is b0rkens) BTW I hate to break it to you, but lounge posts do not count towards your total. Hmm I love the smell of fail in the morning.
     
  6. Mokodoki

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    I started out looking for gold,
    And in the end I found dirt
    I started out with dreams,
    And in the end I only got hurt.

    I was promised everything,
    And all for naught
    Because at the end of the day,
    It was I who Google caught.

    It wasn't the tango or the twist,
    It was there one day and then gone
    I just wanted to dance a little bit,
    But now I'm on the floor all alone.

    It's okay though because I'm not done,
    I was raised to leave no challenge unmet.
    You think you've shaken off some excess trash,
    I promise you haven't seen anything yet.

    Because when we're dismissed and beaten,
    And we reach our lowest low,
    That's when we stand back up and fight our hardest
    Ready, set... GO!
     
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    Dubbletoke Regular Member

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    hahaha i was going to post the same thing! damn you for beating me to it lol
     
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  8. donArmando

    donArmando Regular Member

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    Google hates us , and u know why..?
    Cus' we don't give up, we always try
    i got heart to push on rats
    thats the reason i'm with black hats
     
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  9. Mokodoki

    Mokodoki Regular Member

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    This thread is a little fail,
    I think the OP might be confused,
    He doesn't know much about our forum yet,
    I wonder if he even knows the rules?

    This topic is pretty silly,
    As our post count will never increase,
    But I had to leave another comment here
    I couldn't resist the urge to tease.
     
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  10. licky

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    Ha because its from a song :p Grandmaster Flash
     
  11. BENNY8877

    BENNY8877 Supreme Member

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    There once was a man from Enis
     
  12. dra$tic

    dra$tic BANNED BANNED

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    lol money
    money lol
     
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  13. DetroitStig

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    need that doe

    tic tac toe

    break motherfuckers like a kitkat bro.
     
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  14. beazt

    beazt Power Member

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    Alas, BHW noobs are at it again
    Their worthless efforts always ending in vain

    Stupid Posts to increase counts? That ain't funny
    Go take some action first, that's what makes you money!
     
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    redstone.1337 BANNED BANNED Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    OP...YOU have to post, if you want your post count to increase not others :D
     
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    Now when I get paid, my checks be lookin' like phone numbers :D
     
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    there was a time when i was a noob guess what now they call me king of Blackhat troops :D
     
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    Im an F-18 baby
    Im a winner
    Im battle-tested bayonets bro
    I was bangin seven gram rocks, because thats how I roll
    Look what im dealin with bro, fools and trolls
    Im not Thomas Jefferson, he was a pussy
    Im a winner
    Winning
    Im a drug called Charlie Sheen, Its not available because if you try it you will die (suka)--i just added that for pure gangsta effect.
    Winning
    Charlie Sheen -- Pure Poetry unplugged
     
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  19. freefox

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    my cock is dirty
    clicks are not worthy

    my girl is a whore
    landing pages are poor

    when i take shit
    my page visits some twit
     
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    All these rappers spit about the same shit.
    I'd rather kill the radio and listen to the rain hit.
     
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