*$*$*the BlAcKhAt PoEtRy thread*$*$*

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alright i need to up my post count here so i can start giving out some rep and cuss properly:D. so here's what i got: some f*ed up poetry for you to sink your minds into. come on n join in folks don't be shy!

rules (yah i know you blackhatters don't care for rules but here ya go anyway):
must be original, but if you use other's material you must give credit to author.
no experience req'd.
doesn't have to rhyme (can be haiku too).
plz don't be an as*hat and critisize other's poetry. want this to be fun.
this isn't a competition. don't get all stupid about it.

ok here we go. i'll start with my motto...


ask me how do you get into biz
and i'll say it's as easy as taking a wiz
f*ckity-f**k go make a buck
then reinvest and make more
good luck!
:D


your turn.
 
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Don't push me 'cuz I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head
Uh huh ha ha ha
It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under
 
Don't push me 'cuz I'm close to the edge
I'm trying not to lose my head
Uh huh ha ha ha
It's like a jungle sometimes
It makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under

that's so good it could be a song :D
 
Keyboard is Broken
Epileptic Caps-Lock Key
This is for the bIrD$***11
 
(dogbytes - it would indeed appear that your keyboard is b0rkens) BTW I hate to break it to you, but lounge posts do not count towards your total. Hmm I love the smell of fail in the morning.
 
I started out looking for gold,
And in the end I found dirt
I started out with dreams,
And in the end I only got hurt.

I was promised everything,
And all for naught
Because at the end of the day,
It was I who Google caught.

It wasn't the tango or the twist,
It was there one day and then gone
I just wanted to dance a little bit,
But now I'm on the floor all alone.

It's okay though because I'm not done,
I was raised to leave no challenge unmet.
You think you've shaken off some excess trash,
I promise you haven't seen anything yet.

Because when we're dismissed and beaten,
And we reach our lowest low,
That's when we stand back up and fight our hardest
Ready, set... GO!
 
(dogbytes - it would indeed appear that your keyboard is b0rkens) BTW I hate to break it to you, but lounge posts do not count towards your total. Hmm I love the smell of fail in the morning.

hahaha i was going to post the same thing! damn you for beating me to it lol
 
Google hates us , and u know why..?
Cus' we don't give up, we always try
i got heart to push on rats
thats the reason i'm with black hats
 
This thread is a little fail,
I think the OP might be confused,
He doesn't know much about our forum yet,
I wonder if he even knows the rules?

This topic is pretty silly,
As our post count will never increase,
But I had to leave another comment here
I couldn't resist the urge to tease.
 
Alas, BHW noobs are at it again
Their worthless efforts always ending in vain

Stupid Posts to increase counts? That ain't funny
Go take some action first, that's what makes you money!
 
OP...YOU have to post, if you want your post count to increase not others :D
 
Now when I get paid, my checks be lookin' like phone numbers :D
 
there was a time when i was a noob guess what now they call me king of Blackhat troops :D
 
Winning
Im an F-18 baby
Im a winner
Im battle-tested bayonets bro
I was bangin seven gram rocks, because thats how I roll
Look what im dealin with bro, fools and trolls
Im not Thomas Jefferson, he was a pussy
Im a winner
Winning
Im a drug called Charlie Sheen, Its not available because if you try it you will die (suka)--i just added that for pure gangsta effect.
Winning
Charlie Sheen -- Pure Poetry unplugged
 
my cock is dirty
clicks are not worthy

my girl is a whore
landing pages are poor

when i take shit
my page visits some twit
 
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