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The best hosting ever - CRAZY!

Discussion in 'BlackHat Lounge' started by ghengis_khan, Oct 14, 2011.

  1. ghengis_khan

    ghengis_khan Regular Member

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  2. hitman247

    hitman247 Executive VIP Premium Member

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    Hosting package #3 looks sweet ;)
     
  3. Heineken

    Heineken BANNED BANNED

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    hahahahahaha rofl
     
  4. audhora

    audhora Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    he he .... no uptime hosting ?? sounds interesting.
     
  5. ericsson

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    Been posting before.. :)
     
  6. ahiddenman

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    I thought i was seeing things at first.

    The owners dont want customers? Haha
     
  7. pokerjk

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    I can't see an order button?

    This sold it for me on the server status page.

    No Uptime Bad Hos


    All Servers Are Down
    Our technicians are currently working on permanently destroying the hardware."
     
  8. mangobajito

    mangobajito Power Member

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    lol..

    testimonial :- I want my money back
     
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    All Servers Are Down

    Our technicians are currently working on permanently destroying the hardware.
     
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    wpbacklinks Jr. VIP Jr. VIP Premium Member

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    Yea, have seen this before,

    Code:
    http://www.blackhatworld.com/blackhat-seo/blackhat-lounge/260928-best-webhost-ive-seen-while.html
    But the best part is if you are trying to ask email support

    http://www.nouptime.com/support.php :D
     
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    laxmi_1102 Junior Member

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    A great joke of the year!
     
  12. Evan Foster

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    made me happy!:D

    Free Identity Theft
     
  13. Anton91

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    We provide technical support your whole family can enjoy"

    "Our technicians are currently working on permanently destroying the hardware."



    LOL!
     
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    Can I call them for a discount?Their offer sounds incredible!
     
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    Best Features
     
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    "Our phones are always on all 8 days of the week. Operators are standing by to put you on hold the minute you call."

    love it!
     
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    Ha ha Its name should be "Jock Hosting"
     
  18. mixhat

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    review: No Uptime used my credit card to buy porn magazines!!

    hahah its so fun this page.
     
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    "No Uptime used my credit card to buy porn magazines. This service is a sham!"
     
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